Poop Master Flash

Just your average cat who poops in my human's toilet.

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

Move along, nothing to see here

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

Just blending in.

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

I love this human

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

#MyMemoirWouldBeCalled Catnip: A Love Story

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

@sundynightlive Right back atcha Disco Kitten! RT @CatOnToilet I love you Poop Master Flash

[Pics of Cute Cats @PicsOfCuteCats]

"THERE IS THIS BIG THING OUT HERE
ITS WEIRD
LET ME IN
HELP . "

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

Oh hai. Whatcha readin'?

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

I love making new friends!

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

I don't know what you're thinking, human, but I don't like it

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

Me: hi kitty
Cat: wanna see my butthole?
Me: no thanks kitty
Cat: imma show you my butthole

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

Some days, you catch the mouse... some days, you are the mouse

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

#catburritos

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

Don't tell me how to live my life.

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

Thank you, drunken human

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

#LiveLongAndProsper

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

#RIPLeonardNimoy, you will be missed. http://t.co/4iBI8gM7ry

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

Eye of the tiger. #boxingcat http://t.co/uZZfpzZpnl

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

Camouflage cat.

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

#RichPeopleProblems Finding a monocle that fits

[Poop Master Flash @CatOnToilet]

Meow meow meow meow