Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱

Parody of a parody of a man #CatPissKyle

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

Anyone who comments on my stolen tweets gets blocked.

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

I made you a cake with the tweet I stole from you on it. Sorry they spelled “tamagotchi” wrong.

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

I hate when the timeline is full of selfies, how the hell am I supposed to steal those?

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

♥️♥️♥️

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

An animal shelter but for adopting Twitter Content™️ as my own.

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

I hate when you guys don’t have any good tweets for me to steal.

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

I showed this to my father and he called me a cum sponge wtf

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

Getting this for my dad even though he calls me his daughter

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

I am a ™️Tweet Adopter™️

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

I’m the God of this cesspool.

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

RT this if you want me to steal one of your tweets. Like this if you don’t want me to steal one.

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

ME (getting doxxed): jokes on you i don't have a real life

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

Me: have a nice day sir

*guy leaves store, gets hit by car crossing street*

*i run out, kneel beside him* what did I just fucken tell you

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

I say “fight me” a lot for someone with the arm strength of a muppet

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

when the harasser can’t take the heat lol and I don’t even like the guy😂🤣😂

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

People get so mad at me for stealing their tweets like why can’t they just understand that I’m better than them and have more followers?

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

Hahaha, I hate accounts that just tweet lyrics. Think of your own material there, bud.

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

Kyle Plant Emoji is just I steal tweets and then pay for people to retweet them in reverse but in Spanish

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

I don't want to DIE, I want to BE DEAD. why is that so hard to grasp?

Domino's guy: you ever consider thinking of your own tweets bro?

[Cat Piss Kyle🌱🐈🌱 @CatPissKyle]

I wish I had the balls to delete my account and start over using only tweets that I thought of myself™️