Kyle Adamson

super annoying guy

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

I like poetry because it’s impossible.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

@GossipNewsCorne Great product. Is his car ok though?

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

Hear me out–people who sell life insurance should be super goth.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

Pretending to work at McDonald’s to own the libs is a bold strategy.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

How cat years work–after a cat is born, it’s a cat for many years.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

I had big turbo turtle energy.

[Chloe 💚 @chloestrix]

Y’all, @CatPoetLaureate PR-ed in the Twin Cities Marathon today!!!!! 🩷🩷🩷

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

@alyman007 Correct, will do.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

@alyman007 No promises

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

@alyman007 I’m very excited. You’ll regret it. Can’t wait to start.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

@GossipNewsCorne @Pirates @ESPNMLBShow Historic.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

@alyman007 Arrrrrgghh, the defense has scurvy.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

@alyman007 Napoleon finally defeated at Waterloo? Can’t relate.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

@joel_soda

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

@GossipNewsCorne @pcbkb Swift’s hand looks like that.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

Look what DoorDash brought me.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

I came here from the insane asylums, and I’m heavy into many different worlds.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

Just riding through the week.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

I hereby declare myself as an insane asylum seeker.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

Me after an edible: I have concepts of a plan.

[Kyle Adamson @CatPoetLaureate]

Trump’s face looks like a rotisserie chicken