Cat Turtle

This is the place where I like to post ridiculous ideas and long hashtags. Don't take any of this seriously.

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

IF MACKLEMORE MADE AN ALBUM WHERE EACH TRACK WAS A WHITE GUILT APOLOGY FOR EACH TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER WOULD HE LOSE A SINGLE AWARD

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

Harambe's death in 2016 distracted yall so hard. Have more mental strength than that.

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

when Wells Fargo comes knockin at yo door n they gonna evict u cuz u defaulted on yo mortgage just yell FAKE NEWS! RUSSIANS! n slam the door

[Cat Turtle @CatTurtle666]

@FoHundredTwenty @Akisler89 guess that's why they called him "The Ray Charles of Rimjobs" in high school...

[Just Muskie Probs @JustMuskieProbs]

So a dryer in Kelly caught on fire. Those clothes should be pretty dry
#ItsLit🔥 #DryAF #JustMuskieProbs

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

Trump doesn't drink.

YOU DO UNDERSTAND HOW SUSPICIOUS THAT IS TO ORDINARY PEOPLE

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

BABY HUMANS ARE CLEARLY TOO RAW—PUT THEM BACK—THEY ALL NEED MORE TIME

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

U KNOW WHAT THE MIDWEST IS?

DRUNK AF
EDUCATED AF
LABOR FORCE PARTICIPATORY AF
INVESTING PERFORMANCE LIT AF

[Cat Turtle @CatTurtle666]

@FoHundredTwenty #AkronStateOfMind

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

GOiNG TO SLEEP iS SO FUN

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

LIFE IS WAY TOO SHORT TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING MACKLEMORE PRODUCES OR SAYS

[Cat Turtle @CatTurtle666]

@ShittyRambo I'm putting together a project called Cat Turtle and The Casual Furries

[Cat Turtle @CatTurtle666]

Safety is a non-issue.

[Cat Turtle @CatTurtle666]

#nomittensnomittensnomittensno #coldhands

[Sensible Marijuana @SensibleMJ]

DEA Makes CBD Extracts Schedule I #cannabis #cbd #dea https://t.co/K6m4h0Pe8p via @ORCannaConnect