@schauffd22 I have a similar play
Me: I need to send some money to Washington DC
Him: DC?
Me: Our capitol
Him: Oh, Phoenix?
Me: paperwork please?
(Jeopardy theme)
Me: Are we done?
Him: Yup, we're good.
Later I got a call from WU
Them:We have unclaimed money here in Seattle
End scene
@GeneralCattis So that is why Maxwell Smart is severely overweight for a 10 month old cat. He will be relieved. It his winter coat. I will not tell him that there is no reason to have when living in the Yucatan.
#iamamother We flew to Bangkok to bring home our 5 years old He was 25 lbs and less than 3 f
t tall He was malnourished with HepC #iamamother
I made lunch every day went to every track meet soothed night terrors. He is our son #wearehisparents#iamhismother
Ok, Twitter I am done. I have enjoyed our time together, but we need to break up. NOW. In case you are wondering it isn't me, it is all about you. Buh bye.
@NicolleDWallace#MSNBC I understand the need to pay great hosts, however playing an ad for Cool Sculpting during election coverage that talks about inflation and people losing their homes seems tone deaf. By tone deaf I mean horribly insensitive. Listen to what you are showing
@GoogleAuthenti3
My husband has a new https://t.co/kNaS6T1lBH keeps
verification code to his old phone. He spoke with a Google rep and got very frustrated. the rep kept saying he needed the his old phone. We traded it in. Can you help we can't be the first to run into to this
George H.W. Bush took millions of documents to a former bowling alley, to a former Chinese restaurant where they combined them. So they're in a bowling alley-slash-Chinese restaurant," Trump said. Are they in the #fecalvault?
@GeneralCattis Name: Yagi
Occupation: Professional Sleeper and I might be the world champion but my humans keep waking me up
Something you might not know about me: I am deaf but don't let it interfere with my profession.