I WANT A ROLEX EXPLORE 40 WITH A SMOOTH BEZEL
A CARTIER MUST TANK
A OMEGA SPEEDMASTER MOONWATCH PROFESSIONAL
A GRAND SEIKO EVOLUTION 9 SLGH031
A LONGINES SPIRIT ZULU TIME WITH A 18k GOLD CAP
FUCK
@SableWrites Wait till he’s close enough, then bite the lip and rip it off
Ooor alternatively I could let him have the kiss, but then bite the tongue off while he’s busy
@SableWrites I mean, yeah, I was raised by my great grandfather
Also I know how Eira is, if she was real I’d actually care to make her life much better
2009
Mom: EAT YOUR BEEF LIVER
me: NOOOOOO
2026
Me: I need this… TO BE BETTER *crutched over a plate of beef liver, I’m coughing up blood, I have a bloody nose, I’m weak, knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on my sweater buddy, moms not ready*
Mom watching in fear: …
@Asklon29 I’d argue a clean diet with sufficient calories and macros and micros are superior to most supplements
Beef liver, chicken breasts and leafy greens have proven themselves unparalleled for me
(Endurance build mind you though, I’m not looking for mass)