Watermelancholy

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

The Crow is a family movie.
I said what I said.
#random

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

In Mormon video games, you get an extra wife.
#random #humor

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

When long term ableists become disabled long term, I get a little bit of karmic schadenfreude.
#karma #bigots #losers

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

If you think customers service sucks, just wait .....there's a new circle of hell waiting to rise if you legalize it.
🤮🤮🤮

#SexWorkIsNOTWork #Prostitution #Stupidity

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

No matter how well you did in medical school, it doesn't mean you know how to operate a chainsaw.
#random #intelligence

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

Adam Sandler should have been the wedding singer, not the priest.
#MadisonSquareGarden #TaylorSwift #TravisKelce

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

I'll just leave this here.
#hypocrisy #thongkinis

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

@LucienGreaves Here is a comforting picture of a bible in a microwave.
I hope this cheers someone up.

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

@MartinShkreli Which dimension are you from? I don't care if it's none of my business. If you're wolf from another dimension, I still want to know specifically which one, dammit!

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

@thongbikinipics

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

@Elliesmommyy23 @AnitaSmoke420 I'm not even Christian, and I think thong bikinis are gross. Not everyone wants to see buttnakedness! Children should not be exposed to exposed butts! Ewww!!!

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

The problem with the food chain is that cute things eat other cute things. It would be nice if everyone could just get along, but starvation sucks.
#random

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

With the influx of thong bikinis, the prospect of sunburned butts restores my sense of hope in the world. Otherwise, how and when will the wedgie fashion end?
#random #thong #bikinis #cringe

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

PSA: Saying no to sex does not make you a bigot.

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

Once you take a shit bigger than yourself, only then can you begin to bend the laws of biophysics.
#random #shit #shitposting

(Just kidding, I have a life.)

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

Is strangling a computer against the law?
#random

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

I saved money on therapy by playing Mahjong.
#random

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

Canadians are rude sometimes.
I said what I said!
#random #Karens

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

The Ke$ha song, Tik Tok, has aged like milk.
#random

[Watermelancholy @CatacombCat]

All hearts are caged.
If yours is not,
then chances are,
you're no longer alive,
and you're an organ donor.

#random #poem