ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026

#BuiltForThis | Fan of the 2x World Series Champions - America’s Team - the Houston Astros. #SIUEFA

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

Lmao! Breaking your phone for that.

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

Let this marinate - through 7 innings, the only Astros hit is a Whitcomb HR

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

Mike Burrows doesn’t belong in a Major League rotation.

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

Bryan Abreu fucking sucks. He had a good run, but he’s dumpster water, now.
And I’m not convinced that he isn’t betting on his outings.

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

Bryan Abreu is betting on his outings. Argue with a fucking wall.

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

@MaxTGoodman @CantH0LDMe

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

Spotting them 8 runs and making that kind of effort feels like a win.

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

Not to be outdone, Jason Alexander is attempting the ultra-rare All-Hitter

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

@Epiphone81 @MLB @astros Can you please tell us what numerical digit was under the “Hits” for the Rangers, tonight?

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

@JulioIsKing44 @MLB @astros Bro. Y’all deadass CRIED about a fucking GRAPHIC a couple of seasons ago. Why the fuck you talking?

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

@MsAngieKK @Rangers__Nation First was actually Mimic Maid Park. 😂

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

@Rangers__Nation HAHAHA EAT SHIT

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

#BTSOOTR Get shit on, South Oklahoma Rangers

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

@Rangers__Nation What a night to pick to do this. 🤣 🤡

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

I bet Christian Walker makes picking his nose look good.

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

@nypost Toned?
Disorders aren’t “toned”. And it’s wild, seeing how she starred in The Substance.

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

Imai is finding out that checks come due.

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

@Klein25 No one needs or wants your forgiveness. You feel much more pertinent than you actually are.

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

@TheAstrosLocker The guy is holding a cigar between his index and middle finger. Leave him alone - he’s obviously new.

[ᴄᴀᴛᴀʜ0ᴜʟᴀᴄᴜʀ #HOU2026 @Catah0ulaCur]

Just so everyone can read it - a cigar smoker knows no self-respecting cigar smoker holds a cigar at an upward angle with it between the index and middle finger.