Craig Tucker

I’m so hot, I just don’t give a fuck

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

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[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

*slams door shut* https://t.co/kMUdDoOnXL

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

I’m willing to lose $100 to avoid you guys’ bullshit. If that’s what being mature is, then I am. https://t.co/wfDrwDIlrV

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

You know what? Forget the money. Because I know to pay me off you guys are just going to do something stupid for money and it’s all going to backfire. So to save everyone the hassle, just forget it. https://t.co/6eezrELU5x

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

I don’t know I think it’s part of what they do. Put two people together who don’t make any sense at all and call it a good idea.

And all four of you agreed on it so you should all pay a piece. $33 each except Kenny, because he’s poor. He can pay the other dollar. https://t.co/3gKO7tNLXy

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

That spaz impulse buys shit all the time. He doesn’t have any money. It’s “too much pressure”… https://t.co/a5QogBalVF

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

@HeroMysterion They’re next on my list don’t worry.

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

Maybe I wanted to use that birthday money for a new console. https://t.co/gTUFrkBeo1

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

@HeroMysterion Superman is brave too but I don’t see everyone drawing him and Batman in bed.

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

No, your wallet’s fine. https://t.co/2ZRuRW7loh

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

Still waiting on that $100. https://t.co/7graDRqDlY

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

@HeroMysterion I don’t like everyone having pictures of me and Tweek half naked on their phones.

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

Okay, give me your phone I’ll delete it myself. https://t.co/y1UO3yrL3E

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

It’s bad enough i have to stare at the collection of drawings of me and Tweek having sex sitting in the living room that my dad refuses to get rid of… https://t.co/foWXTf8QoE

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

Delete this. https://t.co/nCDea5r3DB

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

Suuuuper Craig

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

@HeroMysterion the sad thing is this guy is serious

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

@HeroMysterion “I am a hacker and I know a lot of other hackers and we will hack your toaster and make it attack you in your sleep”

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

@godagainstmemes fat

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

@iJew_Kyle //don't go getting all excited this doesn't necessarily mean I'm gonna be role playing again

[Craig Tucker @CatamiteCraig]

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