Cameron Catastrophe

Burlesque and Sideshow performer. Hard femme. Producer of Collection of Curiosities.

[weeeirdmom @weeeirdmom]

“It’s international women’s day. Sucks you live in the US”

[weeeirdmom @weeeirdmom]

“One time in fourth grade I made a will bc I saw it on a show and my mom thought I was gonna kill myself”

[Cameron Catastrophe @CatastropheCam]

Coworker: do you part your hair in the middle bc it’s “in”

Me: No I’ve parted it in the middle for awhile because I look like @Skrillex

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

A dove carrying an olive branch. May we all make peace with each other.

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Vote for Sam Coates to be on the cover of Inked Magazine https://t.co/lXKLHTEgyS

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Eight more days, Bobby. #AnytimeAnywhere

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Which impractical joker do you think eats ass? I think @Joe_Gatto 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s vegan. @truTVjokers

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@iamsouljabrasi Absolutely not lmao

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@dunkindonuts these new cup lids are awful 😩

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Becoming a mom had made me hate fireworks. I get setting them off at midnight but it’s been two fucking hours. #thanksdelco #delco

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Remember being young and not wanting to go to bed because you thought you were going to miss all the fun stuff? Now as a parent I put my son to bed and then we set up nerf gun targets. It comes full circle. 😂

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Currently in a debate about the most attractive Impractical Joker and my friend said “@SalVulcano is prob a germaphobe that doesn’t eat ass”

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I’ve given up Facebook so I guess I’m back on Twitter 💁🏻‍♀️

[. @JuiceWorlddd]

Bettering myself so you can have the best of me

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I’m too tired to take my clothes off but I want money. 😩 #stripperproblems

[Club Risque @ClubRisque]

•Swoon• @CatastropheCam is the Burlesque #RisqueGirl | catch her weekly at our place & get tickets to her AUG 24 #CollectionOfCuriosities Show at our event venue @2ndstoryphilly |

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@vicschleich Don’t children go to the beach and see women in bikinis?

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Yesterday I got to perform at #PhillyDykeMarch 🙌🏼🌈 #phillypride2018 #PrideMonth2018 #prideweekend #dykemarch

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@vicschleich I was street legal. There were plenty of police around monitoring the event. This event has happened for 20 years and nothing is being sexualized. My act was contorting myself through rackets. Dyke March is aware of the laws and if you don’t like it don’t be part of it.

[Cameron Catastrophe @CatastropheCam]

The face you make when your summer is full of bookings and traveling ❤️ #burlesque #Travel #queer #LGBTQIA #travelingshowgirl #stripper #teamclearheels