Catbearpig

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@BigDickBarclay @BostonFren_88 Are you going to get you a pair?

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@LizzyStarrrdust You should get a peak behind the male curtain as to how they perceive women who label themselves as big brained and introspective over a beer bottle.

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@FrankBr05713205 Publix makes better fried chicken anyways, and it’s $11 a box. No cards, no app.

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@MrsBystander They go to “mommy boards” to commiserate. Don’t go down that rabbit hole unless you want to see how truly bad it is.

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@danielcronauer Make sure to keep all your finances in clear order. The lawyer will very much appreciate the time savings.

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@LizzyStarrrdust Sloppy

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@HazelAppleyard Crucial part missing is how much he addressed this issue with the wife over the years and what her responses were.

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@tardwife4life Medicine isn’t that great paying in the South, but at least it’s air conditioned. Must love boomers.

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@ToolDetector @TGGabller @MomsPostingLs The husband gets the honey hole, the ex gets the poop shoot

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@FWPlayboy Why can’t she just go to the moon on Bezo’s dick ship?

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@FWPlayboy Almost 15 years of dating apps with the worst luck in the world

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@ghassnash Is he planning on sticking his foot up her crotch?

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@RealPostFolder Someone has to go around poking people in the butt with pencils.

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@BigDickBarclay HVAC guys get paid in sex all the time. Opinion disregarded.

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@CovfefeAnon I need a 50yo woman that appreciates guys with high sexual intelligence.

[HEAVEN ❤️‍🔥 @Shallomheaven]

WTF do you mean you forgot to hit the brakes 🤦‍♀️😡😡

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@LizzyStarrrdust @MrsMagdaBeard @CovfefeAnon @WorldyVentures I’m not on here posting pictures of my body trying to get simps to tell me “you look so good for your age.” It’s really not a complicated concept.

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@CovfefeAnon @MrsMagdaBeard @LizzyStarrrdust @WorldyVentures Well, all these people are saying she is hot, but they have no idea whether a horse face is attached to it or not.

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@sorry_hat Now my lobster is legit too buttery

[Catbearpig @Catbearpig1111]

@OrwellNGoode You know he has some Diddy like challenges on the down low too.