Ash Ketchum

My dream is to become a @Pokemon Master!

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RT if you have played Pokémon #XY

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Diglett...

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Taurnado

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You are never too old for Pokémon

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What Pokémon supports women's breasts? Abra

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Girl, are you a Pidgey? Because you're an easy catch

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When the Pokémon you're trying to catch faints <<<

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Admit it, we all have an HM slave

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I'd like to Rattatap that ass

[Ash Ketchum @CatchEmAllAsh]

I stole her heart, just like I did Misty's bike

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Professor Oak can't tell if you're a boy or a girl. #PokeProblems

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You know she's a keeper if she plays Pokémon

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Retweet if you still have your old Pokémon cards

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This girl makes me feel like a Psyduck....She gives me a constant headache

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Back in the day everybody wanted to be a Pokémon Master. Nowadays it's all about being on 16 & Pregnant

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Who needs a social life when there are still Pokémon to catch?

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If she prefers Pokémon Gold to actual gold, wife that girl

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The fact that Double-Slap can hit you five times is the reason I have trust issues

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#SingleBecause Turning on my 3DS is easier than turning on a woman

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Yo mama's so fat, when she stood in front of Diglett cave, people kept playing the poke-flute