Jade Lane (Parody)

Performer/Entertainer MC/21+ Signed with @AgencyLaurents. #ParodyAcct #Fake #MusicForTheSoul #LCA #NotRealKatyPerry

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

Jade - Catch Up

Where have I been all of your life? Well, right in front of your eyes. You just didn’t notice me. I’ve spent the last few years here in New York, singing my way along. But, for those who missed the those years, let me catch you up really quickly.
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[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@JohnJackson_RP Awe. (Places a soft kiss on his cheek) Thanks John. It’s good to be back.

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@SendIn_TheClown (Gives him a hug) Nice to see you again.

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

Friday night…. Guess what I’m up to??

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@SendIn_TheClown I know I am….

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@JohnJackson_RP (Laughs) I do love a little Bob Jovi.

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@SendIn_TheClown I do.

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@JohnJackson_RP Awe… I knew what you were going for.

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@JohnJackson_RP But the post is gone now. (Pouts)

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@SendIn_TheClown Thank you … I try.

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

Not sure if I have this right or not. #LCA #ThirstyThursday

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@SendIn_TheClown Awe.. that’s sweet.

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@SendIn_TheClown (Laughs) Not always. But thanks for thinking so.

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

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[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@SendIn_TheClown (Laughs softly) I’m sure you do.

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

@SendIn_TheClown (Blushes) You’ve seen me covered in bubbles?

[Jade Lane (Parody) @CatchJadeIfUCan]

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