Cate Chant

Model, equestrian, voracious reader & bird enthusiast. (she/her)

[Mike @ProgPro]

Hey I’m the mayor of Town That Always Catches On Fire and I decided to defund the fire department because cops REALLY need that money for a tank to use on homeless people. It would suck if a fire broke out, but luckily that never happens here in Town That Always Catches On Fire.

[Omar Baddar عمر بدّار @OmarBaddar]

Hundreds of politicians who armed, funded and cheered on the slaughter of 16,000+ children over the last 9 months are about to tell you that violence is a terrible thing that can never be excused or condoned.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Breaking: Kamala Harris Warming Up In Debate Bullpen

[Cate Chant @CateChant]

Police shot a man in crisis in Kenora this week and an unsurprising but distressing number of people seem to think the real tragedy was a building burning down

[Cate Chant @CateChant]

Hopefully the child sitting in front of me who screamed “I want to go home!!!!” for the entirety of our 5-hour flight to LAX lives in Los Angeles

[Cate Chant @CateChant]

You learn something new every day (the head ref wears the white hat)

[Cate Chant @CateChant]

Big day today…finally deleted the album U2 put on my phone without asking in 2014

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The fact that no one has replicated Cher Horowitz’s closet outfit choosing technology into an iOS app is a travesty. WHERE are the women in STEM?

[Cate Chant @CateChant]

I was briefly intimidated by the fashionable teenagers in Barnes and Noble, until one turned to her friend and asked if non-fiction is real.

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

To my followers: do better

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

me: I wonder what we’d be capable of without all these high tech distractions

some guy in like 1066: try and knock me off a horse with this here pole

[Cate Chant @CateChant]

I’ve never eaten the correct number of chips. Just way too many or not nearly enough.

[Cate Chant @CateChant]

@Q13737 Poor guy! You need the Costco sized tub of magic cushion

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

In a few months, Loki will have been up for adoption for a whole year. In the whole time he's been here, he's only had one meet and greet. We come in every day hoping that he's found his forever home, but so far he's had no luck.

[Cate Chant @CateChant]

I’m a little nervous about how much my self-esteem is resting on my wordle winning streak

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people”

and then 10 seconds later it hit us