Cate-monster 5000

I'm a creative being. Accidentally passionate, completely ridiculous. I have no concept of time, just ask anyone who's seen me NOT wait for cookies to cool.

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Just finished Britney Spears' book and I gotta say-I would've burned down the world with me and everyone in it if I went through what she did. I don't want a single person to comment on her social media or unhinged ways because...I would have done ALOT worse.

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

People are not piggy banks. You are owed nothing just because you invested time-sucks? Sure. But if you're only doing something nice for what you can get back-you suck too

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Y'all really do be meeting the wrong bitch in the wrong era.

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Not to be a bummer... but I'm 90% sure we're doing happiness wrong; like as a species.

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Literally a reoccurring nightmare I've had 😬

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Am I dying or feeling feels? Cuz I think it smells like rotting eggs and my training tells me to run.

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Now that I have no more parents...I'd like Nathan lane to be my dad and Patton Oswalt to be my other dad. Please and thank you

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

@jefftaylorhuman Hahaha no doubt

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Y'all know that mandalorians are basically murder Mormons?
Like...think about it yo

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Being a manager is wild...like you have to know that you will straight up struggle to get people to trust you as much as you trust them. #managerofnothing

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Life is long and hard.
And frankly, I’m tired of guessing which one might be better for me.

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

And for both of our sakes, I hope it goes well bourbon

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

@remythurston People have no GD chill lol

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I GOOGLE THAT EVERY TWEET IS ABOUT NFTs?! MAKE IT STOP

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Sorry twitterverse, I fell offfor a bit. In all fairness, only lyrics from Bo Burnham’s Inside live in my head atm so no one missed anything important.

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

I made an art for my friend for Xmas. I’m shit at getting the final pics of stuff but I’m still proud of this

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

I’m trying to talk my boyfriend into seeing how good I look with those face tats...😂

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

Least believable thing about LETTERKENNY - ain’t nobody cheating on Wayne or Katy...like, nah. If you could be embraced by one of them, I’m pretty sure it would smell like fresh cut hay and feel like a comfy sweater. WHO WOULD MESS THAT UP?! #Letterkenny

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

It’s a pity life is so short...I have a long list of people to tell to fuck off

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

@BethanyCram You’re an exception:)

[Cate-monster 5000 @CateMonsterroar]

I also love that because I have a lot of liberal leaning views, I can also piss off anyone I was in the military with.