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Is your name Yemaya? Oh hell no, it's got to be Oshun.

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@Safaricom_Care Who do I have to blow to speak to an actual human? I have problems that AI cannot solve and your girl Zuri is as useless as they come.

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@AaronsMwesigye @MaryashMiss What about this hurts you? Genuinely curious.

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@victorjay4real @MaryashMiss I am genuinely curious as to why so many men are hurt by this. What's your reason?

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@KeEquityBank I can't access my bank app and your customer service rep was very rude.

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Revoke Blake Lively's PGA Credit from the Movie, It Ends With Us - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/DYnjtN4pQm via @ChangeOrgKE

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@AokoOtieno_ How's she a secret if everyone knows about her?

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Your dream life is on the other side of the work you're afraid to do.

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@LeeRoyWright Yes please.

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@gillghamesh @kimyamiyaki @maelwak @gerryteba @melanin_afrique @bonifacemwangi Smh. I hope that if you ever find yourself at a place where you need to be believed, there will be someone like you just waiting to discredit you.

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@TheMedicKE @bonifacemwangi @KoneMoheavy @faithwanyi @IG_NPS @SemaUkweliKenya @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya A wife /girlfriend is not a child to be beaten when they do something wrong. If it's not working, just walk away.

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@SurfKimathi @bonifacemwangi @faithwanyi @IG_NPS @SemaUkweliKenya @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya Dumbest thing I have read today.

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@CeciliaKirisa @bonifacemwangi @faithwanyi @IG_NPS @SemaUkweliKenya @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya @KentaroMINAMI The "boys" have now moved to discrediting her online I see. Did she give herself the cuts on her face as well?

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@AnubisandEye @bonifacemwangi @faithwanyi @IG_NPS @SemaUkweliKenya @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya The "boys" have now moved to discrediting her online I see. Did she give herself the cuts on her face as well?

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@kimyamiyaki @maelwak @gerryteba @melanin_afrique @bonifacemwangi So she gave herself the cuts on her face?

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@wajingawaliisha @bonifacemwangi @NjorogeMasacco @faithwanyi @IG_NPS @SemaUkweliKenya @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya If he has a side why has he not come out with it? And why is he trying to force her to drop the case if he has a side

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@effects_then @Wambui_Katee @bonifacemwangi @faithwanyi @IG_NPS @SemaUkweliKenya @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya You're the friends that are trying to get her to drop the case.

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When is the President going to end PP10014/52? @POTUS @VP @WhiteHouse @priscialva @crampell @camiloreports @mariasacchetti @Haleaziz @cdechalus @tedhesson @SuzanneMonyak @Genna_Douglas @merhoffman @NickMiroff @hannahdreier @AlineBarros2 @SilviaElenaFF @TatianaYSanchez @MHackman

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@MorenaTheSquire Ok. Real talk. You don't need money to be present. Money and presence have not one thing to do with the other. Presence has to do with time and energy and interest. You can't quantify that as far as fatherhood is concerned. So yeah. You can be broke af and still be present.

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@MorenaTheSquire Well, since I can't very well drunk dial you...here's to drunk tweeting(uuuh...this is what that girl what's her face's book was all about). Anywho, Morena, marry me. No shit

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary yay me.