Catelyn Jones

She/Her, Bi, Veterinarian
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[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

How did #cyprus go at #esc2026? Good question. Let's check the betting odds
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[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

@thesensiren @RuPaulsDragRace Right? I watched the first ep and I really like it. Encourages them to take risks and really show their creativity
Also cuts some of the bitching

[Charlie Rose 🌹 @xx_charlierose]

Here is me, an independent Victorian SWer tearing up my SWA number as today the discriminatory service provider register is now closed! Retweet if you feel ALL sexworkers should be able to work under a decriminalised framework regardless of state, country, or way of working.

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

Just saw @TheEternals and can confirm that the @RottenTomatoes score of 47% is a goddamn hate crime

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

We often joke that BigPharma names new drugs by just smacking the keyboard, but I'm begging you. Think before you name

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

I wonder if the guys at home stepped up, and took even CLOSE to half the load, the women wouldn't be sitting next to me in the dining room of a psych ward 7/7

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

Im currently in psych ward, and know what has me floored?
The majority of people here are female, which I'm not shocked about
But everyone who is married with or without kids, was sitting around commiserating about how hard it was to prepare their husbands for their admission
1/?

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

People should not be worrying about leaving their kids with their spouse because they can't be trusted to look after them
They shouldn't be worrying if their adult husbands are looking after themselves when left alone
6/7

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

Signs are still pointing to "no"

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

Is there anyone in the universe more patronising than someone teaching an art class in a psych ward?
Bc experience so far says "no"

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

Is there anyone in the universe more patronising than someone teaching an art class in a psych ward?
Bc experience so far says "no"

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

Shocker. Vaccination that is proven to be effective is found to be effective.
"Short message is, get vaccinated"? People are bloody well trying

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

@noneuclideangrl My very elderly mother something something uncle Ned's .. plants

As a child it was very heavily implied that the P was for penis. Is that the only bit I now remember? Maybe

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

❤️❤️❤️❤️
Definitely didn't have a little cry as I walked into work

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

TW // suicide

Veterinarians are 3.5x more likely to die by suicide than the general public. To raise awareness of the challenges they’re facing, and to show them you're listening, please post photos of your dog’s ears using #EarsToVets

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

@Darn_K_Aus @thesensiren Mostly unrelated but I WILL be referring to Jesus as a character from Catholic folklaw from here in in

[MåneskinOfficial @thisismaneskin]

Zitti e Buoni is the first song in italian to smash into the official UK chart in the last 30 years, We are #17.
No words can describe how happy and honoured we are.
Our music is spreading through more than 30 charts all over the world and this is literally insane.
@BBCR1

[Catelyn Jones @CatelynJoneses]

Feeling Måns-less #SBSEurovision