Marissa Lace

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

Girlfriend bio: I love my baby, follow him. Boyfriend bio: fuck bitches get money. *scratches head* you sure thats your boyfriend?

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess........................... except ugly hoes.

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

*eating in public* : Eats normal / politely. *eating at home* : THESEEE NIGGAS CAN'T HOLD ME BACKKKKKK!

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

When a girl says "whatever", she really means: I hope you get beaten up, thrown off a bridge, and then eaten by a shark

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

Who remembers blowing air into their Nintendo 64s to get it to work?

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf.. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existence.

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

Lil kids forever asking "Do you have games on your phone"?.... BITCH NOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

#WaysToMakeWomenSmile send them a good morning and good night text.

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

#MyExTaughtMe That I should NEVER judge someone from a picture. A lot of these hoes are YOCO (You Only Cute Online)

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

Normal people: "Aww, they're such a cute couple!" Me: "I wonder if they fucked yet."

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck Bitches

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

I swear ugly people find love faster.

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

DORA: Having more freedom then teenagers since 2000.

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. Hoe.

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat this hoe to death....

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

White Kid: Shut up mom! Mom: *Shuts Up* Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care.

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.

[Marissa Lace @Cateqgm]

If she still has a text signature. #SheRatchet