Back with a new face for chess-based fun.
This time we'll keep it simple. You pay £25 and we play.
Between the moves I make sure you don't think too hard about your moves.
If you win we play again. If you're really good this could go on forever.
If...
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Sure you could play chess with your wife, or some anonymous geek from another continent
OR
You could play against me and feel like the weak wallet pig we both know you are
catfish findom chess
Maybe this body is the one that will make your mind turn into soup
Or maybe you need me to shape shift
Don't be shy in letting me know how to manipulate you the easiest
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When I beat you in under ten moves you will tell me what a waste of DNA you are and beg for the chance to kiss my perfect ass
Can you last ten moves, or are you always premature?
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If you want to play, now is the time
Show respect and I'll destroy you
Show cockiness and I'll make you eat your words
All roads lead to my domination of you over the pink board and beyond
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