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6/22/23 @ 17:45(JST) nshit

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Konno Yuuki dies of AIDS (L+ratio+freddie mercury)
5/23/2010 - 3/29/2026 15:30~ JST

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Also some guy named "Garrett" is also succ'd to death by Death Gun on December 14th, 2025 at around 21:30 JST
Meaning Death Gun has now succ'd over 4 dudes to death, officially making him the Bay Harbor Succ'er
(succinylcholine, nshi)

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Pale Rider is succ'd to death by Death Gun on December 14th, 2025 at 20:42~ JST (injected by succinylcholine)
Marking him as death gun's third victim, which officially makes death gun a serial killer (lets fuccing GOOOO)

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Death gun strikes again!
Usujio Tarako dies on November 25th, 2025
at 22:10:04 JST
Making this the second GGO player to be succ'd to death
(injected by succinylcholine)

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Shigemura "XeXeeD" Tamotsu dies on November 9th, 2025 at 23:30:10 JST
Making him the first person to get Succ'd by Death Gun (Injected by succinylcholine, of course)

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Christmas nshit

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Kayaba fucking killed himself. L, IMAGINE!!
Akihiko Kayaba 1995/1996 - 11/7/2024 ~15:00 AST.

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Asuna is fucking dead, L! imagine dying in this day and age, could NOT be me. Asuna Yuuki 9/30/2007 - 11/7/2024 ~14:45 AST.

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11/7/2024, ~14:00 AST.
14 niggas got fucked by a spooky scary skeleton.
They will not be missed.

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Yui is fucking dead, L. AI had it coming to her, trying acting all human nshit. Yui 8/1/2022 - 11/1/2024 13:00 JST. she will not be missed.

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~21:00 Kirito proposes to asuna(even though marriage is a scam, dumbass.)

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~20:52:30 Asuna falls on top of kirito after he's finished with his tedious task of cumming liters. and they lay together, for like 8 minutes.

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~20:45 Kirito shoots 2 fucking years worth of cum(0.964 gallons) into asuna, making a glopping noise. And it probally took around 5-10 minutes for him to fully ejaculate.

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~20:44 Asuna fakes yet another orgasm.

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~20:42 Asuna fakes an orgasm(bc it isn't real, you can't convince me otherwise, liberal.)

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~20:40 Kirito starts clapping them cheeks!

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~20:39:45 Kirito puts IT in.

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~20:38 Kirito gibs hed to asuna, nshit.

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~20:37 Kirito figures out that ejaculation is actually possible in SAO.

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~20:36 Kirito starts finger-banging Asuna.