CatfishTheGovernment

@AtEaseAtEaseYea was acked at random, RIP.
feel free to ask for my cord
@skiiguy0

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

Saying “Homie Hail Hitler” instead of the n word when singing the Kanye song so my friends know im not racist

[Gabe Nicholson @gabe_mohit]

Support Walter White

[rhodendron @PhelloRhodesian]

Nigga had to literally scare himself straight

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

Garfield is not a real cat, it’s just a cartoon guys.

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

@r4y319 they raped the check it face so hard it’s not even funny

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

@itisadamsmasher Likewise

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

"secrets dont make friends" yeah but neither does coming clean to my neighbor about my habits of masturbation revolving around his houseplants growing

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

@Xuri33526861 @PhelloRhodesian okay okay youre a nepo baby WE GET IT

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

@PhelloRhodesian owned

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

@PhelloRhodesian im here

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

if i had a dollar every time zomboid build 42 stable crashed id be able to afford some costly fast food meals by now

[dexxxter @canadacide]

sister born in 2014 just claimed to be a "online troll" because she annoys people in roblox

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

@Kamariz6229 @LeiS8n You people are very annoying

[punished ctg @CTGvvon11]

I was in a test yesterday and the kid in front of me was watching Cuphead boss fights while the guy behind me was asleep with a Blahaj

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

@itisadamsmasher what are you posting

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

@itisadamsmasher are we going backwards

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

with a heavy heart i blocked alex jones

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

ray tranter coming in clutch tonight cause my fyp sucks at the moment

[Ray Tranter @RayTranter26]

“I’ll come the other side so that you can take a close-up of me if you wish.”

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

do troons REALLY?

[Grey @morally___grey]

how it feels to hear your name for the first time after transitioning 🏳️‍⚧️💞

[Ioan Ciobănescu @IoanCiobanescu]

i just sat on my testicles so hard that i almost fainted

[CatfishTheGovernment @CatfishTheGov]

fuck ragdoll physics dude i wasnt even driving 30mph and some fucker clipped into the hood and flipped it