CatfishWisdom

An ancient creature known to miraculously stir trouble and keep alive all that surrounds it.

I work with a Catfish.

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@MitchH87 You should go to DFO...

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Is a chicken a bird? Like, it could be a mammal, amphibian or a reptile.

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How do girls get their hair to smell so pretty? How? Really. It's a real question. Is it a special product?

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Can I borrow some fruit? I'll give u some tomorrow. We've great fruit at home. I like oranges for desert. Or a peanut butter sandwich.

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What type of apple is that? A lady gaga? Is it a lady gaga one? Is it? What? A pink gaga? Oh, a pink lady apple.

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This is definitely a job for an iPhone. Looking up local brothels to investigate. (1 min later) God! We're going to have a field day!

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I'm going out to try my pick up lines on the new Chinese Hairdressers. Hurro!

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This is gonna sound creepy, but I was googling brothels in our area last night and I found 4 that aren't on our register!!!

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Whats that smell? Tell me. Tell me. My brain goes fuzzy when I smell something new. Tell me! TELL ME. What's the smell?

Oh, it's yoghurt.

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Yes, the sign says 'No Extras' at the thai place, but for $100 I think they would slap on a glove and do it. Takes five minutes.