Sauvignon Blonde™️

Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.

[Sauvignon Blonde™️ @CathInTheBath]

STOP IT @EmWatson FAVORITED MY TWEET I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATH OH MY GOD 😳

[Megan ☼ ♡ ꕤ @MegWritesBooks]

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

[Variety @Variety]

#Bridgerton took not one, not two, but three top spots on the Variety Streaming Originals TV chart for the week of May 17-23.

[lindsay @colbridgertons]

CRYING THEY DO NOT GIVE AF ABOUT HAVING ANY GUEST STAR ON THE SHOW LIKE THATS REALLY FAMILY THEY JUST WANT EACH OTHER!!!

[Stargazer 🦋🪞Em @RadioWalnut]

POV when you are Phillip Crane and open your front door one evening.

[Sauvignon Blonde™️ @CathInTheBath]

Unlined planners are evil and should be outlawed

[Sauvignon Blonde™️ @CathInTheBath]

Will always love Anne of Green Gables bc Marilla and Matthew are really just bored and decide “damn this little orphan is weird af, let’s keep her around for comic relief”

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

Honestly, if you can marry an old wrinkly man and not scream when you feel them cold bony hands creeping on you in the night.. you deserve the money idk.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I have to decide what’s for dinner

[tay @hairball1952]

girls when they applied for a job, did the interview, got a job, and now have to work

[Sauvignon Blonde™️ @CathInTheBath]

Waking up is not the problem, getting out of the bed is

[Sauvignon Blonde™️ @CathInTheBath]

Come on y’all, Greg > Bran

[Free Folk Memes @FreeFolkMemes]

If Greg becomes CEO in #Succession

[Simone Ashley Source @SimoneAshleyCom]

Simone Ashley as Princess Indira on ‘The Little Mermaid’ movie poster

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Greece from the Persian Wars to Alexander

[vintagefantasy @vintagefantasyy]

Yep

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Sisyphus working from home during the pandemic:

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/GFVPMiCfK2

[Sauvignon Blonde™️ @CathInTheBath]

I’m not even Italian but I’m hella offended on their behalf

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

So pro-life he murdered her. 😒