Catherinetatequotes

Quotes from one of the best comedy programmes ever created: The Catherine Tate Show! In no way offical.

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HOMOLULU? How very DARE you!

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This could be the tip of the ice cube!!

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Give him a backhander, just one swift backhander right across his steamy red face. Hitler worshiping pikey scum #catherinetate

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She's gone Zimbabwe? What's she going Zimbabwe for? I dunno

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DIRECTOR?! Don't make me laugh, you couldn't direct piss into a bucket, dear

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I am a strong smelling woman who shall soon be sucking independent sweets!

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Whatta load of old SHIT #xfactor

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WHAT A FUCKING LIBERTY!

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Who, dear? You, dear? Gay, dear? YES DEAR I CAN VERY MUCH BELIEVE THAT.

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Lauren: I'm not being funny or nuffin, Miss, but you do smell like a farmer

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Who, dear? Me, dear? Gay, dear? NO DEAR.

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I remember he used to come up here in his little cowboy outfit ; he should've fucking kept it on! - Nan

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Teacher: Are you suggesting that I don't know what I'm wearing, Lauren? Lauren: I don't know I thought maybe someone had thrown it at you

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Ray: One word - 'escargot'. Janice: This is in Paris. Both: The dirty bastards! #CatherineTateShow

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Kate: Come on! Guess how much weight I've lost this week! Ellen: A stone and a half? Kate: In a week? A stone and a half in a week?!

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Thomas: Quick! Tell her to take public transport! Mum: Oh good thinking Thomas *on phone* Alice, take a taxi! #catherinetateshow

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Nan: You seen this? That fat girl off Emmerdale? Huge Big Frame? Jamie: You've been framed. #CatherineTateShow