THINGS TO SAY AT YOUR 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘:
• “Sell me your 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀.”
• “What's a 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿?"
• “You should go 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱. It's 𝗼𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗹.”
• “You wanna cut my 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗮𝗿𝗱?”
• “This set sucks. Let's play 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗶 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 instead.”
Ole Miss HC Pete Golding on having to play Lane Kiffin and LSU tonight:
“I told my players tonight is life or death. Kiffin knows us, he’s the devil stepping in our territory. We have to send him back to hell.”
Thank you for doing the little task I asked you to do. Now go fuck off and get the lay of the land, make some friends, score some pussy. Come back when your body count is higher and your arms are an inch thicker. I'm gonna go smoke some skooma.