Catherine Keane

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

@sillyolddaniel Ah I just got here today! It's raining and it's fucking amazing

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

@sillyolddaniel Mate she made the wrong decision though!! Fuming!

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

@sillyolddaniel ... You're wrong

[Daniel @sillyolddaniel]

Yous all liked it when the Little Mermaid gave up her royal duties to go and live a new life with her new husband...

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

@sillyolddaniel Are you sure this was your worst?

[Daniel @sillyolddaniel]

If you are from the South and you have never been to the North, then for fuck's sake, go somewhere Northern, immediately, and stop yourself writing embarrassing shite like this.

[osha @oshawildling]

kim there’s people that are dying in winterfell

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

@sillyolddaniel Bobby and Pingu... I may pass out

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Question 1: I do the best I can with the talent I’ve got, but I know my writing isn’t to everyone’s taste.
Question 2: my politics probably spring from my life experience and my temperament, like everyone else’s.
Question 3: (unwritten but implied) Try being less of an asshole.

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

@BarackObama ever thought of covering "Baby, it's cold outside"? You and Michelle would be lit x

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

@sillyolddaniel Perfect

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Made all my own money, never been investigated for collusion and can go a whole sentence without lying. Swings and roundabouts.

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

@Singalonga my niece being a BEAST 😍 lovely day out ❤

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

My little princess being a BEAST #singalonga

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

Having a lush time with my little bestie #beautyandthebeast #beautifulniece #singalonga

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

@jk_rowling referencing Pride and Prejudice in order to throw shade is just too perfect 😍 https://t.co/V05pEHXrdO

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man finishing a statement with 'fact' will be talking unconscionable tripe. https://t.co/fIsc3OUGTG

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

New tattoos done yesterday by my very talented cousin 😁 love love love them #shark #turtle #tattoo #mynewfriends

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

#soulies #number1 #loveofmylife

[Catherine Keane @CatherineEKeane]

@ITV this Diana show is killing me 😢 what lovely boys William and Harry are ❤ #dianaourmother