I have washed my hands so many times my I-phone can no longer identify my fingerprint. The government will have to start branding us like cattle soon! #CoronaLockdown#planallalong#CovidConspiracy
🎂It’s my birthday wknd so I have a gift to give!
To win 2 free tickets to Countryfile Live next month at Blenheim palace, simply retweet with what you love about getting outside, 1 winner - 2 ticket vouchers picked at sunset July 17th
See you there! #getoutside#countryfilelive