Candid Catholic🧒🧒😇👦👧

God's Beloved Daughter | Wife | Domestic Engineer | SAHM | Learning as I go.

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With each additional kid I have, my coffee has become mostly coffee with a lot less creamer.

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Forgot to put coffee in the Keurig. Postpartum brain 🤦‍♀️

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Painted a grandpa shark puzzle piece that somehow went through the washing machine and the whole sticker came off.

The unsolicited feedback from my children was brutal...

5yo: it looks like a whale

3yo: yeah, it doesn't look very good.

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Are toys being made less sturdy or are my kids just on a whole different level of being destructive?

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@catholic_comedy Watched The Wild Robot for the first time because of this post.
Yes, I subscribe to more movie recommendations for kids especially while the weather turns to hot.

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When your favorite child of the day is based on which kid slept past 7AM.

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People might think I'm type B because I don't pick up the toys after each day, but really it's home defense if there's a break-in and stepping on Legos are enough to deter burglars from going any further.

Ha! I have 4 kids under 5, ain't nobody got time for that.

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I thought my days of playing basketball were over, yet here I am boxing out my 9mth old from getting in the dishwasher.

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My 2yo is very opinionated. Today he told me I parked my car wrong because it was backwards.

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I have never felt more betrayed by my breastfed 8 month old than when she finished eating and started repeatedly saying "dada" with milk still dripping down her chin.

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Stranger: are they twins?
Me: No, 13 Months apart.
Stranger: Who initiated that? Mom or dad?
Me: We just don't like being bored.

Side note: Who asks a question like that?? Like, what???

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Me: *Trying to convince our priest that speakers in the bathrooms would be an excellent investment for parents of young children.*

Him: So, what? You want to hang out in the bathroom?

Me: No, but you see, with 4 kids under 4...

Him: Oh, God bless you.

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@johnamonaco I'll say. 😆

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Ugh 😣
We're at the "dishwasher helper" stage. I guess I'm not doing dishes ever again.

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Lil gal tending her garden.

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Through sleep deprived forgetfulness, the snack cabinet wasn't locked last night and my toddlers took full advantage this morning. Candy wrappers everywhere.

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I have witnessed a miracle.

4 kids, ages 4 and under are all taking naps at the same time.

New level of parenting: unlocked.

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I need someone to write a book full of mom hacks.

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@MrsCathComedy It's sarcasm.