Painted a grandpa shark puzzle piece that somehow went through the washing machine and the whole sticker came off.
The unsolicited feedback from my children was brutal...
5yo: it looks like a whale
3yo: yeah, it doesn't look very good.
@catholic_comedy Watched The Wild Robot for the first time because of this post.
Yes, I subscribe to more movie recommendations for kids especially while the weather turns to hot.
People might think I'm type B because I don't pick up the toys after each day, but really it's home defense if there's a break-in and stepping on Legos are enough to deter burglars from going any further.
Ha! I have 4 kids under 5, ain't nobody got time for that.
I have never felt more betrayed by my breastfed 8 month old than when she finished eating and started repeatedly saying "dada" with milk still dripping down her chin.
Stranger: are they twins?
Me: No, 13 Months apart.
Stranger: Who initiated that? Mom or dad?
Me: We just don't like being bored.
Side note: Who asks a question like that?? Like, what???
Me: *Trying to convince our priest that speakers in the bathrooms would be an excellent investment for parents of young children.*
Him: So, what? You want to hang out in the bathroom?
Me: No, but you see, with 4 kids under 4...
Him: Oh, God bless you.
Through sleep deprived forgetfulness, the snack cabinet wasn't locked last night and my toddlers took full advantage this morning. Candy wrappers everywhere.