Cathy Alter

Journalist and author of Virgin Territory, Up For Renewal, and CRUSH: Writers Reflect on Love, Longing, and the Lasting Power of Their First Celebrity Crush

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hey, @itsthecitizenry! here's what happened to one of your fitted sheets after less than a year of usage. and yes, my husband and I get regular pedicures. also your offer of 15% off on a replacement is nothing considering your site is now 25% off. can you do better, please?

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@jon_fischer That’s wonderful!!

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For anyone who has ever been bullied, this one is for you. https://t.co/gZDdazy5uK

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@LoisPerry26 What a drama queen.

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Next stop on my Bully Revenge Tour...https://t.co/nhGdPyOxbR

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I wrote this piece for my hero, @JanePratt!
Unpopular Opinion: Don't Ever Mention Senior Discounts To A Woman My Age https://t.co/hzSRZBjjUW

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@jk_rowling All that happened is proof that your die hard fans are plentiful and equally horrible

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Hey ⁦@Walmart⁩. Your driver is all over NJ TurnpikeSouth, mile marker 40 right now, cutting off drivers and swerving like he’s on crystal meth. As one of your stockholders, this is very disappointing.

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@jk_rowling Oh sure you’re not bothered. Give it up you old hag.

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@jk_rowling Brrring, brrring. Hello, Kettle? It’s Pot. You’re black.

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@jk_rowling You are so smug it’s revolting

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@jk_rowling Shut up you hateful and hideous person

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@jk_rowling I so hope you are forced to wine and dine someone who is trans.

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@jk_rowling Lady, you are no spokesperson for womankind. No one filled with as much hatred as you should have her books in school libraries. Go away, hack.

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@jk_rowling Shouldn’t you be writing your stupid magic books instead of posting obsessively about lives that have nothing to do with you?

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@jk_rowling Why are you so threatened by trans women? She who doth protest…also, you are a terrible representative of the female species.

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@RealJamesWoods You’re still a hideous person.

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@jk_rowling You are an awful and dangerous human being.

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An Interview with Paula Whyman | Washington Independent Review of Books https://t.co/CQfEtWbuDD

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So happy to share my first piece (but hopefully not my last) for @JanePratt and her amazing Substack, @AJanePrattThing .

It Happened To Me: My Coworker Invited Me To His Home For A Business Proposition https://t.co/vuwfupMMEy