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[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

6/7 days of the week, noah is a mummy's boy. Hes a daddy's boy 1 day at the weekend... today is that day 😎 hes insisted on climbing in the shower with daddy and i get 5 minutes peace 🍹

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

Fuck knows what washing shit we used last year but I've just pulled a pair of summer jammies out and they still smell delicious?

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

I got noah the potty time w/ bean toy for easter to introduce the idea of toilet training... I've spent my full Sunday putting tiny pants on/off a bear for him to sit on a tiny potty for 0.3 seconds and my son to wash his hands with fake soap on repeat with 4 hours of sleep🙃

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

So my child has man flu AND conjunctivitis 🥰 happy half term 🥳

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

@_sorrengailll Because my baby cries and won't come near me when I do wear it xo
Plus I prefer the extra half hour in bed before a long day at work 😂

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

Mummy's creating vs noahs creation. Guess who's is who's 👀🤷‍♀️

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

We bought noah a toddler pillow and duvet and hes slept through in his own bed 🥺 (first time ever for both) meanwhile I haven't slept at all 🙃

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

I've not showered or changed my clothes since Wednesday so if you see me out, no you didn't 💀

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

Staying at your parents is lovely until your child throws up all over the bed at 3am and you realise they have flat sheets, not fitted 🙃 happy Monday i guess ✌️

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

@_sorrengailll Not a drop of makeup because i have a child who takes my every breathing second 🫠 he also now screams and won't come near me when I wear it 🤷‍♀️

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

The worst part about being an adult/mum/homeowner after a holiday is all the washing 😪 i miss the days of emptying my suitcase in the utility room and having it reappear clean in my room. Now i have a living room of washing mountain when I just want to be tucked up in bed 😪

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

On holiday and the Airbnb doesn't have a Christmas tree but has plants EVERYWHERE... make do with what you've got 🤷‍♀️😂

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

Everyone tells you kids are a blessing but no one tells you that you'll be taking your 18m old on a drive at QUARTER TO 11 ON A SCHOOL NIGHT because they wake up screaming if you simply move a single mm xo

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

Milkman shits me up every drop off because why is there a truck and a banging outside my house at 1am especially when we had an attempted robbery a few weeks ago 😅

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

I live under a rock and had no idea about the emergency alert. Thank fuck my son sleeps as deeply as his mama 😅

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

I hate my baby having nap time because I love playing and spending time with him... unless it's sunny then kindly get to sleep ASAP pls so mama can have a pimms in peace in the garden xo

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

Our next door neighbours have a baby a few weeks younger than noah and the day that child stops screaming every second, I might start tbh

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

Can't wait to be outed as that furry red fellas number 1 fan in my spotify wrapped 🥰

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

Tell me you have a toddler without telling me you have a toddler (alarm is my alarm so 🤷‍♀️)

[CJ𓃰 @CathyIDC]

My 13 month old was playing this evening and saw my hair brush on the side so picked it up and brought it over to me and started trying to brush my hair 🥺😭