Catie Haynes

My views are my own. Procrastinator Extraordinaire. Will laugh at anything

[Catie Haynes @CatieHaynes]

““As if I robbed a Sainsbury’s and then took it all back in the morning” James sleep talking - October 2025 😂

[Catie Haynes @CatieHaynes]

@_meganallenn Literally the same thing has just happened to me 😭😭😭

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@OlioT20 Nope. Been the same for the last 2hours 😭🫣

[Catie Haynes @CatieHaynes]

@ShortstuffCL @RoyalTangerine1 @TicketmasterUK @oasis Not seen one person that has been successful on either see tickets / gigs and tour. Shambles!

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@CazooUK Very quick to notify me that my 90 day warranty has come to an end on a car that has sat on my driveway unable to be driven since the 8th July. Shame you are not that quick to respond to urgent customers emails/calls. Time to take legal action.

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@CazooUK you are very quick to let me know that my 90 day warranty has come to an end on a car that has sat on my drive way since the 8th of July unable to be driven. If only you were they quick to respond to urgent customer calls and emails. Time to take legal action.

[Catie Haynes @CatieHaynes]

Appalled by the service we have received from @CazooUK A search on Twitter shows we are not the only ones. New car on our driveway that we cannot tax, no one taking responsibility and after numerous calls all I hear is “someone will call you back” but they never do 😡 AVOID!

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@SkyHelpTeam looking for help with an unexpected mobile bill. Currently abroad and can’t call to help/get anywhere with online help. Thank you

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Davina McCall says her favourite bit of Beyoncé’s new single ‘Break My Soul’ is when she rhymes “sucker me” with “Darren Huckerby”

[Catie Haynes @CatieHaynes]

@imSWells 😂 Rant over!

[Catie Haynes @CatieHaynes]

Nothing infuriates me more than receiving an email with the greeting “Dear Sirs” not only is it old fashion & out of touch with modern day business, it’s incredibly sexist presuming a female couldn’t possibly do this job. Why focus on gender at all when It has zero relevance 😤

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Holiday naps hit differently. Me and James went for our usual post beach/pool day/pre dinner nap at 5pm and have just woken at 1.50am missing the whole evening 😳🙈

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@natrandell So many BBQs and beer garden dates to look forward to this summer ❤️

[Catie Haynes @CatieHaynes]

Alexa, skip to Monday ✈️ 🌴🥰 #4days19hours21mins29seconds

[Catie Haynes @CatieHaynes]

Almost hugged the courier that has just delivered Nespresso order. I managed to stop myself ✋ I learnt much lesson when I kissed the DFS delivery man… but, I was bloody close! #stepawayfromthedeliverydrivers #lovecoffee

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🙋🏻‍♀️ #hopeihaventtalkeditup

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The snooze button is dangerous on winter mornings 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Catie Haynes @CatieHaynes]

@JessBeautician @natrandell She’s one in a million! Have the best time you two 🥰

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Will be nudging everyone on MSN at this rate
#SocialMediaDown #scrollboohooinstead

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Making Fernandes my fantasy league captain was a pretty decent decision 👏🏼😂