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[catmin @CatminACAB]

your email will never find me now

[catmin @CatminACAB]

since they got rid of pennies, now when you die, this is how you get across the river styx 😭

[catmin @CatminACAB]

zombocom obviously

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[catmin @CatminACAB]

and four or five of those listings might even be real jobs

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Job openings in April surged to 7.6 million, the highest in nearly two years, per CNBC

[catmin @CatminACAB]

@Britannica Hello??? https://t.co/X3j3j8yPeq

[moomin🫀 @inhabithisvesel]

@1NC1S0R this pissed me off so bad i made a flag for lesbians who like pancakes the bottom represents the pancake and the top represents the syrup and the butter

[catmin @CatminACAB]

@suchnerve This is also the same principle as the Soviet probes that survived (temporarily) on the surface of Venus, except that instead of frozen water, they used frozen lithium nitrate trihydrate that took immense amounts of energy to melt, thereby acting as a heat sink 🫡

[catmin @CatminACAB]

you’re not just my american comrade, you’re my

[catmin @CatminACAB]

@KylePlantEmoji I appreciate the effort here

[catmin @CatminACAB]

No data center is worth losing this 🗣️🗣️ PROTECT OUR HERITAGE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[catmin @CatminACAB]

@MajestiesL @muaddibstyle Fingertips and eyes aren’t the same organ and don’t use the same senses

[catmin @CatminACAB]

me when the nachos are almost gone

[catmin @CatminACAB]

@suchnerve I grew up with a parent taking it every day, and now my kid does 😮‍💨 much better than going undiagnosed tho

[catmin @CatminACAB]

@suchnerve For fun, I plugged my air fryer into my power station and put it on “bake” mode (low heat, low fan). Instantly pulled around 850w, and the power station was like “ok you have 37 minutes 🫪”

On the other hand, my immersion blender only draws around 50w, so I do solar-power it

[catmin @CatminACAB]

with global inventories of oil plummeting, we are about to enter what historians call “the fun zone”

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

This robot is coming for your job (being drunk in a public park at 2 in the afternoon)

[catmin @CatminACAB]

auto-translation makes me realize that Americans can’t even keep up in the burger sciences anymore. it’s over

[catmin @CatminACAB]

this is how it feels to have class consciousness

[Feifei Qiu @feifei_qiu]

Just finished the "Cancel Subscription" feature.

Please help test. 🥹

[catmin @CatminACAB]

@ZoldenGames Cortex Command vibes

[catmin @CatminACAB]

barista hamlet (flipping the tablet around): yeah it’s gonna ask you some questions