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[🂱 @laylology]

no friend group is complete without the person who finds & shares the horny holiday text chain

[rylee @rryylleeeem]

my current thing is just calling myself a sleepy girl instead of saying i have crippling depression and can’t be awake for more than 4 hours at a time

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

AMBER ALERT - MINNEAPOLIS - It only takes one second to share!

White Buick Enclave MN plate HTH 234 with 1-year-old RayRay inside. Stolen from Lake and Bloomington.

Updates: https://t.co/91JKsmtAa2 #BreakingNews #AMBERAlert

[Courtney Paige @ceepaige]

Not gone lie.... quit letting y’all friends drive drunk.

[angela vang @angvaj]

for non-minnesotans: some of the best local reporting on the chauvin trial is coming from @SahanJournal, @MNReformer and @UR_Ninja — you should follow these outlets and their reporters for the most informed updates

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I used to think I hated cuddling but I’m starting to think I just hated my ex boyfriend

[Cat @CatrinaSimons]

@totigarduno Bri is the greatest good he’s ever gonna get

[Sofia Garduno @totigarduno]

Anyone else think Matt looks like Frozone or that just me? #TheBachelor #bachelorabc

[Annabel Meschke @annabel_meschke]

Is the vaccine an indica or sativa

[Cèilidh @theclovecoterie]

the atheism leaving my body when my car hydroplanes

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

composer of carol of the bells: i’ve written a haunting melody for the sopranos

altos: what about us?

composer: [spitting on them] pretend you’re a bell, you fucking clowns

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

election day mood board

[Isak Douah @Isakdouah]

Please boost this if you live in the Twin Cities.

[justin @farringt0n]

the sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation

[Tao Leigh Goffe, PhD | 道 🐲🌋 @taoleighgoffe]

I finished my PhD at 26. I regret this. Take time off between grad school and undergrad. Live your life. Defer, read, work, explore, party, save, make art, sleep. Don’t rush. Grad school is not the safety net you think it is. The degree will be there when you’re done. Enjoy life!