Teto

Everything you've ever done has lead only to this moment. How embarrassing. As if larping as a cat wasn't embarrassing enough.

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

Full moon out tonight. How beautiful. I hope you all enjoy it too.

Fitting sight after the sun has set on this awful fucking account. ☺️

Goodbye, Teto.

Love, Simon St. John

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

@gunz327 @R_Speek @KalendMusic @FlyingDutchPall You're a low IQ white trash manbaby who has to play pretend to strangers on the internet & act like a tough guy because you know that all you are and will ever be in the world is a sad, worthless, pathetic, worm. An especially braindead child trapped in a balding middle-aged man.

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

@gunz327 @R_Speek @KalendMusic @FlyingDutchPall You're complete genetic garbage, Tom. You're mentally stunted, immature, sad, pathetic, and deluded. Nobody will ever love you. You are a genetic dead-end. Your life means nothing. Nobody will remember you or miss you when you die. Your parents are ashamed of you. Human waste.

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

@gunz327 @skibidicide If projection was a sport you'd be a gold medalist bro. Every single insult you threw at him applies to yourself. He played you like a fiddle and you got your poop pushed in. And you probably liked it because you're a closeted homosexual.

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

@gunz327 @skibidicide Joe said insults are based in personal insecurity. You kept calling him broke, gay, womanless, mocked his hair, and called him a pedo.

You 1: Refused to prove wealth
2: Are balding
3: Are single
4: Get gay low IQ tats
5: Have access to many kids

Fucking yikes, bro. YIKES.

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

@Rojerer2Xavier @yekayuriy54 "Winning" is when you out yourself as a cuck, get roasted for larping as a cartoon, and then having to block your bully so you can cry in peace. 😂

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

imagine losing your entire legacy and getting your account stolen by a chipmunk who told you to delete yourself three years ago lmfao

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

@szczurkryz try 1,000 shut the fuck ups that'd suit you best

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

this tartski thinks cat larpers are real cats but somehow decided to pity /me/

[mothman🏳️‍🌈 @colesnap]

@Simon_St_John @CatsaneTeto Imagine being so insecure that you tell A FUCKING CAT to go k*ll themselves jesus christ I honestly feel bad for you man

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

You can get more advanced brainrot by following cat larpers on Twitter. Hope you remember me, fucko. I won.

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

@PrimcessPamcake @sarge_the_kitty @benny_the_kitty @PrimcessMochi Good lord, no

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

@Poserdispozer77 It's awful.

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

I hope Teto and Teto's Owner are both buried in the same shallow grave. Clearly her Twitter legacy is already in one.

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

@_angusbeef Hey, I stole Teto's account. Please fill me in on this so I can laugh. (I hated Teto and decided to nab her account for unrelated reasons, I didn't keep up with other drama).

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

Words can't express how ecstatic I am that this trash account is gone. I've hated it for years & I'm so glad I get to reduce its legacy to nothing but a picture of Nikocado Avocado's ass crack.

F*k you, Teto. Hope your cat's buried & I hope that you're in a psych ward, you f*k🥰

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

And boy did I get it. Happy two year anniversary! 😘

[stephanie @heloamsteph]

@Simon_St_John @CatsaneTeto simon needs attention s o bad!

[Teto @CatsaneTeto]

I hope you remember me. 😚