ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡

fast, thorough, sharp as a tack.. with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

@RiBaby__ Miss you angel!

[Bill Burr @billburr]

You know what’s wrong with this country?…. Just kidding. Enjoy your day.

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

“Remember that hot dad we met in the produce section at Walmart”

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

When I get a new car we’re blessing it with sage before you crawl in

[eggsack @dumbdumbnbroke]

Before this week I had never been in a car accident but I’ve been in two this week. I was the passenger in both but as the common denominator it seems like I’m the problem. For the safety of everyone I will no longer be leaving my house.

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

Is Boston a city or a state? @DOPEasD0VEsoap

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

“Remember when you enjoyed bartending”

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

I serve beer better than you serve beer

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

Been in LA for ONE DAY and I already met a tik tok legend and had a homeless dude yell at me “what u lookin at bitch, I’ll lay you out in the street now”. It’s called thriving

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

My kinda viral sis goes live on tik tok a lot while she does her makeup. I’ve walked in the room twice to hear: 1.) “that chick with the buck teeth is hot” and 2.) “your mom’s a milf”. Never had I ever received such backhanded compliments. Me, a hot bucktooth mom you wanna screw.

[Drew @305jit1]

Why my Bachelors degree feel like a High School diploma 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

[Washington Twp PD @WashingtonTwpPD]

Missing Person:
Samantha “Sami” Matthew’s. Sammy is 23 years old and from the Whitman Square Development. If anyone knows her whereabouts please contact the Washington Township Police Department at 256-1212. ANY information is helpful.

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

@kasey_kyler We miss you!!

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

I’ll just leave this here

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

My mom: cardi b had a big spread in people magazine calling out peppa pig for jumping in puddles bc her daughter is doing it now and ruining all her boots. Maybe she should start singing to her “WAP WAP WAP THATS A WET ASS PUDDLE”

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

There can’t be many things more uncomfortable than forgetting how to swallow water in public, choking like an idiot 5 year old

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

My mom saw me post on Facebook looking for recommendations for a new reasonably-priced vacuum and bought me one as a surprise that day. Shout out to moms.

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

You ever read a text after you’ve sent it to a guy and then instantly think: well if i didn’t scare him away before that oughta do it

[ᑕᗩ✞✞ ᑕℓƎƎ✨♡ @CattClee]

@dumbdumbnbroke And I don’t disagree with you on that kel. I’m simply saying we need to work to fix that problem so kids can trust cops who have saved our lives. Every single life matters despite race, sexual orientation, or job choice. No one is categorically evil based on these things.