Mantis Toboggan, M.D.

Failed carney

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

Opinion: go fuck yourself for criticizing a father for spending time with his kids

[Golf Monthly @GolfMonthly]

Opinion: It's time we start criticising Scottie Scheffler for his aversion to leaving America. He's letting the global game down.

Read more: https://t.co/1YxnviDVgO

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

Knicks in 4

Knicks in 4

[Tim Bontemps @TimBontemps]

New York will essentially get a chance to control its opponent for the first round.

If Toronto wins tomorrow here, it’s very likely to be Knicks-Hawks.

If New York wins tomorrow here, it’s very likely to be Knicks-Raptors.

[Tim Bontemps @TimBontemps]

New York will essentially get a chance to control its opponent for the first round.

If Toronto wins tomorrow here, it’s very likely to be Knicks-Hawks.

If New York wins tomorrow here, it’s very likely to be Knicks-Raptors.

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

@B_DiNucci6 @TrueBrvnd @peterrisreal go dukes

[Ben DiNucci @B_DiNucci6]

Alright I’m going to give away 10 hats 🧢

How to enter :

1. Like and retweet this tweet
2. Must follow @TrueBrvnd
3. Tag one person you’re thankful for this holiday season !!

I’ll pick 10 winners tomorrow and you can pick your hat 🫡

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

Time to sell the team @woodyjohnson4

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

NFL ownership grades, via NFLPA report card:

Dolphins: A+
Falcons: A+
Vikings: A+
Broncos: A
Chargers: A
Texans: A
Raiders: A
Commanders: A
Ravens: A
Saints: A
Packers: A-
49ers: A-
Bears: A-
Lions: B+
Jaguars: B+
Eagles: B
Bills: B
Cowboys: B
Titans: B
Colts: B
Giants: C+
Browns: C+
Seahawks: C+
Rams: C
Bengals: C
Chiefs: C-
Buccaneers: D+
Steelers: D
Patriots: D
Cardinals: D-
Panthers: D-
Jets: F

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

NFL ownership grades, via NFLPA report card:

Dolphins: A+
Falcons: A+
Vikings: A+
Broncos: A
Chargers: A
Texans: A
Raiders: A
Commanders: A
Ravens: A
Saints: A
Packers: A-
49ers: A-
Bears: A-
Lions: B+
Jaguars: B+
Eagles: B
Bills: B
Cowboys: B
Titans: B
Colts: B
Giants: C+
Browns: C+
Seahawks: C+
Rams: C
Bengals: C
Chiefs: C-
Buccaneers: D+
Steelers: D
Patriots: D
Cardinals: D-
Panthers: D-
Jets: F

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

@Buccigross Adam Fox #bucciovertimechallenge

[AryaToufanian @AryaToufanian]

@peterrisreal I lived in North Shore for most of COVID while under investigation by the FBI / DOJ SDNY.

I’ve probably flown in and out of Hawaii more times than you’ve gone on vacation in your life

🪦

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

Me at any swim-up bar:

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

Jesse Winker after hitting walk-off homer at Citi Field:

- "This place is lit"
- "I blacked out"
- "I love this shit"

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

Soto was 11 years old when George Steinbrenner died. But surely his culture will be the deciding factor 🤣🤡

[SNY @SNYtv]

Do Yankees fans think there's a chance that Juan Soto could end up with the Mets after this year? 👀

[Cam Mellor @CamMellor]

"Best In the Country"

No, JMU HC Bob Chesney wasn't just using coach-talk to hype the JMU fanbase. He's on to something.

If you've ever been to a game at Bridgeforth, you know he's not in the wrong.

More on what Chesney said at Sun Belt Media Days: https://t.co/88fUIg4mDJ

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

Why not us today? https://t.co/ay81KPSjBw

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

It’s a great day to have a great day https://t.co/ay81KPSjBw

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

@OfficialNBARefs please provide an explanation here

[Knicks Nation @KnicksNation]

35 seconds left.

Jump-ball violation on Mitchell Robinson. Wemby even looks like he hooks his arm.

Brutal

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

We made it lads https://t.co/ay81KPSjBw

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

It’s that time of the week again boys and girls https://t.co/ay81KPSjBw

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

Let’s have a day https://t.co/ay81KPSjBw

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

Take care y’all chicken. Take care y’all mentals

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @CattMohn]

Nobody:

Luka Doncic: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️