Mike

I have three areas of expertise: martial arts, computer hardware, and credit card processing. Sadly, none of that is making me enough money.

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@Apogee_Ent Ride ze shoopuff?

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@PaulCastronovo This is how I hear? Damn. Rip.

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@BungieLove 7777

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@Apogee_Ent LAIMLAME, LAPOGO

[Apogee Entertainment @Apogee_Ent]

💀 Castle Wolfenstein Loot Drop!
We’re giving away an ORIGINAL Wolfenstein 3D Apogee CD + Vintage Hint Manual!

To enter:
👉 Follow us
👍 Like this post
🔁 Repost

Winner chosen Friday + shipped worldwide!

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@Apogee_Ent IDDQD OR LAIMLAME

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

It’s with a heavy heart, I have to announce that Mr Piffles, Las Vegas headliner, beloved canine conjuror & faithful companion, has passed away just shy of his 17th birthday.

In the beginning, I may have rescued him, but in the end, he rescued me.

I 💚 you so much Mr Piffles.

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@elonmusk The answer to government inefficiency: more government!

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@elonmusk Why do I keep seeing dumb shit I’ve never clicked on or interacted with then? And so many scam sponsored posts!

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@JustinRYoung Congratulations! I knew this had happened because worlds greatest con hit my feed this morning

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@elonmusk Some, but now they’re also just posting engagement farming every 3rd post I see

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@elonmusk That sounds like two separate, conflicting statements. You start talking about something good and just, and end with organized religion. The world will be better without that last part.

[Scott Miller - Apogee/3D Realms Founder ☢️ @ScottApogee]

Duke Nukem 3D
MOUSE PAD GIVEAWAY

3 winners, each will get an original pad from 1996.

To enter: RT, Like & Follow

Shipped worldwide for free.

These are ORIGINALS, the same ones we shipped in the retail boxes. Totally mint condition. Good luck to everyone!

Ends Thurs.

[Apogee Entertainment @Apogee_Ent]

☢️ DUKE NUKEM UNBOXING & GIVEAWAY! ☢️

A recently opened original box of Duke Nukem Atomic games, and we're giving away a game and an original 1996 Duke mouse pad to TWO winners!

Like, Retweet, & Follow to enter to win.

Ends Friday. Shipped worldwide for free.

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@pere_albacar Sounds good, either way I’m commenting to take a deeper look at the game later

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@atrupar @RabidBadger … so another 1-3 years?

[Mike @CattleHumper]

Why is so much of this guy’s QT bullshit showing up on my feed? Did someone break the algorithm again? @X

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[Mike @CattleHumper]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary wow, can’t believe we’re all this much older and more boring.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Mike @CattleHumper]

@eventualforever Stephen Tobolowsky