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[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Brutal comedian on comedian crime.

[nina @venicebitxh]

Requirements for husband:
- Virgin
- Be a good househusband
- Can bear 13 kids
- Submissive
- Doesn’t talk back
- Makes me have lunch and dinner ready by the time i come home from work

[A✰ @Avazoey_]

wow

[Nandini Gupta @yoursnandieni]

Hypocrisy: Men who have never had a single female interaction in their lives can rely on their families for an arranged marriage and demand that the woman should be beautiful, well-educated, healthy, big-chested and society considers that perfectly normal.

But when women ask about a man’s income, financial stability, or wealth, they’re immediately labelled “gold-diggers.”😭😭

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

How is this a question? Why do you want to be friends with a rapist?

[barbancourt baddie🎀 @msexyhaitian]

men think telling you they wanna fuck you is a compliment 😭

[Neet @neet_sol]

i don't believe the whole "we didn't complain, we just worked" thing boomers say cause all i've ever heard them do is complain

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! you’re her son. you ate her food your whole life.

[Fleur de Lys @EmPlumer_]

@DaVe2laZaC Ya une pilule masculine qui n'a pas été mise à la vente parce qu'elle avait les memes effets secondaires que celles pour femme ?
C'est joli de faire des métaphores sur les loups mais vous êtes plutot des chiens

[Liza @Li33aaa]

My uncle made a smug comment at Thanksgiving saying, "Men built the roads, the bridges, and the skyscrapers. Women just got to sit back and enjoy it." My grandmother quietly set down her fork and said, "And who carried, birthed, nursed, fed, clothed, and kept alive every single one of those men while they were building those roads? You didn't build civilization alone, Bob. You just built the walls after women built the people." You could hear a pin drop in that dining room.

[🐻 @woman0fwise]

WOMEN DO NOT OWE YOU SEX

WOMEN DO NOT OWE YOU SEX

WOMEN DO NOT OWE YOU SEX

WOMEN DO NOT OWE YOU SEX

WOMEN DO NOT OWE YOU SEX

WOMEN DO NOT OWE YOU SEX

[Jem 🎀 @certified_jem]

If I’m on my period and my man says “your mouth still work” I will end his life😂😂😂

[カイ @_cirrushusband]

People will hate an annoying girl more than a rapist

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men with microphones need to be studied because I just saw a stand-up set where a man joked that if a woman gets murdered after being raped, it’s because she “asked for cuddles” afterward. And the entire audience was LAUGHING. How do you even turn something as horrific and traumatic as rape and murder into a punchline? There is nothing funny about a woman being sexually assaulted, and there is certainly nothing funny about her being killed afterward.

[sanjana @ughhhhpeople_]

Men will look at your breasts, butt, legs, waist, height even your skin colour.
But BE CAREFUL: don't look at his wallet, otherwise you're a gold digger

[Marah @browneyloxz]

@AzPetrich

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

A man yelling at you should be the last time he experiences your presence.