catvertigo.bsky.social

this is a parody of myself account :)

[catvertigo.bsky.social @Catvertigo]

Disappointed But Not Surprised - A Personal Memoir

[mistopher mack 🦭 @motherquoter]

Toys "R" Us and Chuck E. Cheese were both bought by private equity, sold for parts, and bankrupted. The reason why the country you grew up in no longer exists is unfettered greed by the ultra wealthy

[jack o’connell’s left pinky @ragingmotelfire]

no shade to kpop demon hunters but the “i lied to you” sequence in sinners was THEE cinematic moment of the year and fully deserved to win

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

You don’t hate the American government enough

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

In 2026 we killin everyone who’s not woke

[Eamo @EamoAlt]

I feel like the "Jeffrey Epstein" that been built up over the years across our internet zeitgeist with jokes and memes has kinda numbed people to the fact this was a real man who was actively trafficking and raping children of all ages, for decades.

[amy ❦ @bisexualucanis]

“just accept that AI is here to stay” just like crypto and nfts supposedly were? lol no i don’t think i will

[NEON @neonrated]

On behalf of Director Park Chan-wook's new film, we are cordially inviting all Fortune 500 CEOs to a special screening of NO OTHER CHOICE.

This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.

RSVP at [email protected]

[Giovanni Lago @TheGiovanniLago]

One Battle After Another getting made with that budget, earning 200 million, and possibly being an Oscar sweeper, feels like the last plane to fly out of Saigon.

[Uncle Runk @NotUncleRunk]

When you’re tweaking out over the news but then remember we’re actually in hell so it doesn’t matter

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

how the bank looks at me when i ask for a several thousand dollar loan to buy every WB blu ray and dvd produced over the last 25-30 years

[onion person @CantEverDie]

everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW

[eleni @ele__giac]

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[fawn @fawnncel]

spotify wrapped be like yeah here’s the song you almost killed yourself to in february

[Apayauq 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴🇵🇸 @Apayauq1]

i think we need to have long interviews where these guys have to explain that they are actually guys, and have 2 psychologists agree to it. wouldn't want them doing anything irreversible they might regret. did we check if they are autistic?

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

[Colby Gordon @badinfinity2]

hating AI and loving trans people is a sign that you're pure of heart