Semi-Professional Trouble Causer

Poking their semi-professional beak where it doesn't belong.
Crusader for common sense in a world of bureaucracy and red tape.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@neiladshead @IANdrewDiceClay My brother is nearly £200 down because of Fludder and his thieving. A truly despicable person who swans around like he’s the fucking King of Lancaster Road. He’s a piece of shit.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@angloid0 Bucket of warm piss would solve that annoying issue.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@ukJ0N Courageous warrior. Bless her heart. Took some guts to get on that stage in front of the world but she nailed it.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@RebeccaHindle_C They are. The levels are completely different. Listen to the “sing” vs talk levels. Their mouth and body movement doesn’t even match what you hear. Some songs are live (ish) but it’s very heavy on track.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

En Vogue. Lip sync fest! At least mix the mics the same level as the track vocals.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@laowpodcast Fludder still owes my brother almost £200. Cries poverty and plays the victim but I often see him stuffing his face in Burger King or waddling around town with overflowing shopping bags. He's a lying piece of shit.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@eXmoorpharma @DDWJournal I'd be much more concerned with the conduct of your employees. Gavin Sutton and his side-kick David Vincent harassing and abusing members of the public. Childish individuals who tell lies. Need sacking now. Watch the video for proof.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@KTHopkins @MichelleMone Definitely the plastic old trout's Anus Horribulas.
Nice one Katie.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@MichelleMone Oh shit. Our Chell's back on the Echo Falls agin.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@KTHopkins Great come or "cum" back!

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@MichelleMone We'll get round to them in due course, babes.
Let's put you first.
That's what you're used to.
Being first.
As well as a liar and thief.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@MichelleMone Chelle, babes.
We'll get round to them in due course. Firstly let's deal with you. After all, you always put yourself before anyone else.
Only seems fair to keep you accustomed to you being first.
Thanks, Hun. Kisses xxx

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@MichelleMone Don't worry, Chelle babes. We'll get round to them in due course. In the meantime let's focus on a corrupt, glorified g-string saleswoman.
Happy New Year!!

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@MichelleMone Hopefully, after you've done time for your lies and deceit, we never hear of you ever again. You're a despicable woman who deserves everything that's coming to you. Karma is a bitch, babes!

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@RadioGenoa Useless. What's the point of the one with glasses?

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@banthebbc Spot on! Even the comedy walk at the end is accurate!!

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@M_Rotchburns WPC did sod all apart from flap her hands about. Totally useless. She'd have been better off ticketing that silver Mini for blocking the pavement. Old guy sorted it instantly.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

Wouldn't like to Lesbian Nana's "partner" tonight. Both settling down for a quiet night of Prisoner Cell Block H in stripy pyjamas and BAAAMMM!!! Frying pan to the face...

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@WestYorksPolice No doubt another "lessons will be learned" and "the officer concerned has expressed deep regret". Do yourselves a favour and get her sacked. Give it a few more months and she'll be back in the news.

[Semi-Professional Trouble Causer @CauserSemi]

@WestYorksPolice Why are you employing angry little girls with zero life skills or ability to de-escalate? Put her on lost property or cleaning toilets until she learns to control her temper. Better still, sack her and save further problems.