Michael

former esporter now live tweeting being a parenter

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

RIP Ginny Sack you would have loved Crumbl

[Michael @CavThinks]

Cyber athlete spell slinging dad

[Michael @CavThinks]

I live my life one bedtime at a time

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

I was 12 years old when I forgave Japan for Pearl Harbor.

[Michael @CavThinks]

@1991LyriC Fuck a rhombus how do I clean a filet

[Michael @CavThinks]

Like why do we even teach our kids how to identify a trapezoid that shit hasn’t ever helped anyone

[Alodar 🇨🇦 @AlodarSylmor]

Think I'll head to the Barrens today to pay tribute to the man. @BlizzardCS do the right thing... Put a Chuck Norris NPC somewhere in the Barrens, perhaps on top of a mountain as a protector. Should be in all versions of the game.

[rain @redactedrain]

To everyone who called me unc

Have fun in Tehran

[The Tape Don’t Lie📽️ @eaglesfilmstudy]

Older Patriots fans waking up today knowing all they had to do was record the Seahawks walk thru practice and memorize the plays, steal all their signals. Pay a few refs off and deflate all the balls, and that Super Bowl would have been in the bag

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

Met a guy today.
Age: 23
Portfolio: $2 Million
Started investing a year ago.

Goal: To retire at 30.

I asked him how he has managed to build $2 Million at this age. He said he worked hard & convinced his dad to give him $10 Million and invested it all in crypto.

[𝘄𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀​ ⋆｡ @wizardriesx]

To: Bobby Kotick
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> 13th Dec 2018, 2am

i want you to name the next expansion Shadowlands... create a zone called "Korthia" and make them farm "cataloged research". i love torture.

[Michael @CavThinks]

@Warcraft the people demand answers

[Magicuz @MagicuzGold]

Like + Retweet if you want me to send 500.000 gold in #wow to your in-game mailbox 👍🎉

Also check my GOD GUIDE: https://t.co/6GQCJUoSb5

Winner drawn in a few days 🫶

[TPS @TotalProSports]

It's fourth down. Mendoza takes off on a scramble. He gets the first down... He is still going! TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS!!!

Chiefs 47 - Raiders 6

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

Joey Bosa realizing they aren’t going to the White House

[Michael @CavThinks]

Sorry babe I can’t do sex I’m at the 5 hour model train club open house

[Michael @CavThinks]

@Vawkz1 💯

[Michael @CavThinks]

Miss Rachel really asked kids “can you pretend your a piece of toast with me?” and Netflix was like yeah give her the bag

[Michael @CavThinks]

@ForgeStoreSTL @gamestop They paid out 60% of my submission that was “lost” by the store manager who interestingly quit. They can eat a butt

[Kyle Pagan @KylePagan_]

What I gathered from every other NFL fanbase yesterday is not only are Eagles fans smarter and know more ball than any other fanbase, but every other fanbase is ok with mediocrity. If you watched Eagles games this year you’d know this is the most dogshit 8-4 team ever but it’s just easier to say “there goes those Philly fans booing again”. They basically returned the same Super Bowl winning offense and the only major change is the new OC and people want to blame something else. Get bent. Fire Patullo.