Cat-osaurus

High school science teacher who also plays bassoon and contrabassoon. Quality cat tweets. Bonus snakes and bugs included.

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

@archaeologyart @Itszutak weaponized cats are a thing

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

@SaMindy4 @feederofcats Just got mine as a present to myself for temporarily "unretiring" from teaching

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

@octopuscaveman When I was busy having a baby the first time, I was very hungry and the hospital asked me what I wanted but refused to get me a meatball sandwich. I still resent that 34 years later

[Donk Media ♻️™ @donkoclock]

Jack Smith's opening statement needs to be heard by every American.

"Fear maybe contagious, Courage is as well"

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

100% my vibe rn

[Rocketghoul 🚀🎃😱🐈‍⬛ @Rocket_Grrrl]

Get in, loser. We're going Trekkin'.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

Voters: "We want lower prices and the war to end!"

GOP: "How about we take away your health coverage instead?"

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

@RabbiJeffx Because they probably look like bruised fruit

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

He’s losing his shit here

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Quite the shot of Trump disembarking from Marine One last night. REUTERS/Kylie Cooper

[cat of the day @catoftoday]

Apparently Caracal kittens sound like laser beams.

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

@Chinchillazllla Solid reasoning IMO

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

@yassifiedaloy @am_anatiala Honestly, they are the only thing that works for a full bust

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

@LucasSa56947288 Honestly, I don't know why they didn't stop covering him ages ago

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

What could possibly go wrong?

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

The same AI company (Anthropic) that says AI could wipe out humanity has just opened an operational biolab in the San Francisco Bay Area capable of conducting physical biological experiments.

Gain-of-function experiments have not yet been ruled out…

Anthropic says the lab is NOT specifically for drug discovery and declined to explain what it is actually being used for.

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

underrated tweet

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

You tell me

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

@LakotaMan1 His daily infusions of blood of innocents?

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

@octopuscaveman Either of those garments would likely spontaneously combust if he attempted to wear them

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

LOL

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

I’m crying

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

@nypost What a relief. They didn't appear to have good intentions, so it's a nice surprise he ended up alive and back home.

[Cat-osaurus @CaveCavy]

Solid dad joke

[Scott @Havenlust]

Clip art by Adam Hillman

[shannon crave @shannoncrave]

ok bitch me too