Dave Lynch

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

@GovPhilScott do us all a favor have the DMV open on Saturdays or Sundays. Figure out your lowest trafic weekday and have it closed then.

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

America will be represented by a 70 year old with fake blonde hair... #factsonly

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

No one likes cakey brownies

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

It looked like god dumped rosé on the mountains tonight. Fucking beautiful.

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

Breyers ice cream is just awful

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

@tomashbrooknpr @OnPointRadio what about the DEA disagreeing with the majority of states saying that marijuana still has no medical value?

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

@instagram calm down and just let me see my pictures in chronological order. #leavesnapchatalone

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

Hillary Clinton hasn't driven a car since the early 90s #relatable @OnPointRadio

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

I love that Hillary Clinton embodies George Washington's morals "I cannot tell a lie, I only misspeak"

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

So proud of people who adopt pets as opposed to giving birth to them

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

Ide rather not elect someone who is going to die in 20 years and only cares about themselves #waitwhat

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

Eating bk in a mcd's parking lot

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

Passing legislation for gun violence is only hard because of money in politics. Take on the real issues #yafukinidiots

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

People that like Sansa Stark are probably the same people that like Hillary Clinton

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

Watching my first @NBA game of the season. Not many truck commercials kinda nice

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

Why are you trying to make me download messenger @facebook ? I like checking messages through the browser. Just let me do me.

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

I knew prince died from a weed over dose #calledit

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

@robkardashian is a loser

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

Trump's a pussy. #ChickenTrump

[Dave Lynch @CavemanLynch]

@emilyk1217 thank you for reminding me of my sub par childhood