piplup with a 🔫

stan female physicians only

[piplup with a 🔫 @Cavernoussinus1]

The Venn diagram of men who can’t make you cum and men who think WAP threatens their morals is a circle

[zade @tyl0saur]

every year a taylor swift album comes out and she goes roses are red grass is green i love travis and my haters are mean and her fans go Omgggggg the lyricism

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Spent his entire life downplaying school shootings just to get shot at a school

[Tony X @soIoucity]

you woulda seen a shoe flying at her like george bush

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

smoking weed is an addiction and you’re delusional if you think it’s not

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

i had lost all fate from the beginning

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

i really wish panera still had the lemonade that kills you

[໊ @sonohoor]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[vo @vanillaopinions]

you are a bad mother if you don't vaccinate your child

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

BREAKING: Ronald McDonald most popular clown at his restaurant

[Ammar @notstonkgod]

JD Vance is so annoying. “Did you even say thank you” Nigga kill yourself 😭

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[erika @yeeeerika]

accidentally became important at work

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

this day is entirely run by hatred. eagles crushing that team out of spite. now kendrick halftime.

being a hater rules

[Coco Gauff @CocoGauff]

an eagles fan for the day & a kendrick fan forever

[phones with six ones @phones111111]

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