LemonadePapi🍸

Peaky Blinder, Dog Lover/breeder, Farmer,Tech Curious and Father to Freyja(the prettiest brindle mastiff you’d ever see).

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Imagine setting the bar so high that people troll you for not winning back to back World Cups🐐

[Flo Flo National™🇨🇮 ⭐⭐⭐🇨🇮 @FlorentFokouo1]

Ma copine a eu le Visa Canada🇨🇦 je l'ai accompagné à l'aéroport. À la séparation j'entends sa maman dire ne reviens pas ici sans un mari.

Moi : 😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

In this our collective poverty, you still want to keep your money to yourself out of greed, and put all your responsibilities on a man that is not your father because of relationship.

Shebi you have knife. Kuku kill him na

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The fastest way a man can ruin his life is believing that there's only one woman meant for him.

[Facundo 🇻🇦 @FacuBSG]

Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini es el único jugador de la historia al cual siempre se le exigió estar al nivel de generaciones pasadas (Maradona, Pelé) y a las generaciones futuras (Mbappé, Haaland).

Y nunca falló, siempre fue mejor.

[Tunde Onakoya @Tunde_OD]

Spend more time in silence until your own thoughts become interesting again.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship. So blame her and her mom for raising her that way.

You did nothing wrong king

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

So let me get this straight my hard earned money is your love language?

[Facu @facufariaok]

Y al final descubrí que no amaba el fútbol.

Amaba ver jugar a Messi...

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I just bought zobo with my money. I love the man I am becoming.

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

How can you claim to respect Messi but then repeatedly acknowledge posts that discredit his efforts and accomplishments.

Ronaldo liked a video on IG accusing FIFA of corruption, a video that implies that this helped Argentina and Messi reach the World Cup final. He did the same by leaving "Factos" on a post few years back that criticized Messi Ballon d'Or win.

[Arise_ jnr @Caapella1]

Messi life is a perfect example of how people can dislike you because you are the best at what you do .

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Givers must have a limit because Takers have no limit.

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

The day I realized there are women who lead with love, respect, kindness, gifts, effort, and investment without waiting for a man to do it first, simply because they're in love, was the day I realized a lot of the standards people preach on this app are just internet standards.

Real love isn't a competition over who goes first.
When someone genuinely loves you, they don't sit around waiting for you to make the first move in everything. They love freely.

Real love is not about keeping scores.

[LemonadePapi🍸 @CavvyDude]

@Wizarab10 Beautifully said Chief.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If your babe gives you attitude or gets angry if you can’t send her money when you need it, you do not have a relationship.

If your babe is only cool with you when you send her money, you do not have a relationship.

If you cannot tell your babe that you don’t have money, you do not have a relationship.

If you are borrowing money to satisfy your babes “wants” to prove masculinity and so she will not be angry, you are a fool, not a man.

If your babe threatens to end the relationship because of money, you do not have a relationship. If you are afraid of losing your relationship because of money, you do not have a girlfriend.

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

when the kid that’s been running around the restaurant for the past hour finally hits his head on a table

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

There's a new guy at work and he's been here maybe two weeks and we're in a meeting and my boss is talking about quarterly goals or whatever and she goes "we really need to circle back to customer retention" and this guy raises his hand and goes "I have a question" and my boss is like yes and he goes "why do you always say circle back?" and the whole room goes quiet and my boss is like what and he goes "you say it like every meeting is there a reason we're going in circles why don't we just go forward" and someone coughs and he's still going "like I've been keeping track you've said it eighteen times in two weeks" and my boss just stares at him and goes "have you never worked in an office before" and he goes "I have but nobody said circle back this much it feels aggressive" and I swear my boss aged five years and she goes "it's just a phrase" and he goes "okay but like why circles" and she just moved on with the meeting. He got let go during his probation period today and I heard him ask HR if it was because of the circle thing.

[🕊 @boytrickz]

a nigga who survived his own mind doesn’t fear much anymore.

[m 🏆 @pedrizard]

Apparently making 3 out of 6 World Cup finals and winning 1 of them is more embarrassing than making 0 out of 6 World Cup finals. Strange world we live in