qrow branwen @ feeling pessimistic

2.5 hours sober, world's most depressed man, you can find me at Dairy Queen on the value menu

and I'm 45, please stop calling me old.

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Listen.

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@SCORCHlNGCARESS What can I say. Dentistry is a scam and I learned to tuck my chin. Now which one do you want to take?

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@SCORCHlNGCARESS I think all of them except the wisdoms, and I'm missing a premolar, upper left side from a fistfight a few decades ago. The rest are just old. No gold fillings either.

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@Dante_Auburn i worked hard to self-sabotage, and you want me to start all over??!?

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would say i need a baddie to ruin my life but there isnt much left to ruin

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@ProfessorGlynda im a communist. sharing is kinda my thing

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my first job growing up was a door-to-door mirror salesman. i was 11 years old, driving a big flatbed with mirrors strapped to the back, when all of a sudden a telephone pole jumped out in front of me.

my semblance started right about then, too.

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there's another me around here now. where is he. im better than you

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guys i think i have mental illness

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whys the garlic there... hmm.. yummy...

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now dont tell me that i cant get through it

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rock? hard place? aint got nothin on memmm... 🧄😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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anyway. is it any surprise that qrows are toxic.

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just got out of the hospital. guess who has new #burnscars

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practicing for prison by getting my fork-stabbing form in pristine condition. aiming for the electrical outlet right next to my favorite gas leak.
#mylasttweet

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i heard someone has booze

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showcasing my minimum-intensity, maximum damage workout technique of lifting extremely heavy loads exclusively with your back, legs straight or even overextended, and dont breathe

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And the day after that, don't forget the Ides of March! Take up your daggers and slay your most despised despot! My favorite tyrant is already buried underneath the great weight of his ambitions, and yours should be too!

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Ahem hem. 🤓 Hello.
Well-behaved Qrow Branwen here. Don't forget to do your taxes! The deadline is April 15th. You can use the money you get in your return to invest in lucrative stocks, or you could put it towards your 401k!

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And one more reminder! White Day is coming up on March 14th! If you had a sweetheart give you something on Valentines day, make sure you return the favor!

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@WElSSCOLD /i want him to think it is all his fault and i want him to go back to what he knows best when everything falls apart. and then, when he's in the depths of his despair, i want to see him get better. i want to see him get help, be loved, and keep fighting despite everything.

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/genuinely forgot about that. my bad

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@WElSSCOLD /i want a real look at his addiction in volume ten. addiction is always waiting at rock bottom, and it provides a comfort he can't get elsewhere. i want qrow to be in the darkest place he's ever been. i want him to be two steps from the grave and drinking as he stumbles forward

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@outrankings /life could be a dream