Malakai

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[Malakai @Caxodeuvas]

@ostenbringer @LocalBateman youtube shorts are that way

[Malakai @Caxodeuvas]

@FabrizioRomano This Viking didnt waste opportunities

[Mal @UtdMaI]

Ronaldo is about to face Spain for the 4th time in 6 World Cups: 2006, 2010, 2018, 2026

He has also faced Brazil in 2010, Germany in 2014, and England in 2006.

Meanwhile Messi has played 6 World Cups and still hasn’t faced Spain, England, Brazil, or Italy once.

But we’re supposed to pretend the paths are the same?

[Malakai @Caxodeuvas]

@FIGHTZINCLUB

[Malakai @Caxodeuvas]

@Bruno_Scb1921 @CanadianTuga69 disse que o sporting era o maior clube de portugal

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[B24 @B24PT]

Estamos a oferecer cinco camisolas principais de Portugal! 👕🇵🇹

Só precisas de seguir @B24PT e @solverdept + dar RT neste tweet para participar. Termina no dia 2/06.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[anne @atsuover]

i’m locking in as soon as covid’s over bro

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

correspondent on cnn portugal: these missiles can't reach portugal but *faint smile* they CAN reach spain

[leyva @LeyvaCFM_]

cuando la depresión desaparece y te das cuenta de que en realidad eres la puta cabra

[Malakai @Caxodeuvas]

@pubity Arteta if he was the sergeant in Iran

[Deep Psychology @DeepPsycho_HQ]

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

GenZ daily routine:

- Wake up
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Work on a 16 inch screen
- Relax with a 55 inch screen
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Sleep

Repeat

[CapitánCalzon⚽️ @CapitanCalzon77]

El mundo a punto de la 3ra guerrra mundial

Sydney Sweeny:

[cooper @scoop_cpm]

playing aram with 4 gay people means nobody will play engage

[tais @tttaais]

cuando te gusta tanto q no le hablas

[Malakai @Caxodeuvas]

@rejekianakbaik This dog just ruined my day

[KPININI @kpininimemes]

Cuándo es tu día libre y vez a tu mujer con una cinta métrica y un taladro en la mano