Cayls

no I’m not going to take your crap today thank you for the offer

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

I worked out today

[conk @conklin_alexis]

if you’re a female and have ever worked with a male coworker/boss who has ever made you feel uncomfortable pls retweet :-) just interested to see

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

@cocozim__ Thanks for that insight! generally when it’s used towards me or some of the women I know who feel similar to me, it can be condescending, or used in a way that feels inauthentic (for example, pyramid scheme women trying to get you on their team).

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

Ok ladies I have a serious thing to discuss. We are grown women please stop with the “HEY GIRL” “hi girlie”
You’re 23 not 9.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Excuse Spike’s appearance or get the hell out

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

The delivery service has forsaken me. He drove right by my house. TWICE

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

Still. Waiting.

[updog @ehyoub]

“my ex gf is crazy” yeah what did you do to her

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

Still. Waiting.

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

I’m debt free now so I celebrated and ordered a lot of stuff... if you need me I’ll be here until everything gets delivered

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

I’m debt free now so I celebrated and ordered a lot of stuff... if you need me I’ll be here until everything gets delivered

[emnete @emnetee]

i laugh at my own jokes bc i am my target audience. y’all just happen to be there fr

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

I have an insane crush on Hayden Hurst and I don’t know if I’ll ever get over it

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

If you need a laugh join a Facebook housing page for the DMV people ask for outrageous things like 3-4 bedrooms under 1500 and it makes being from here a little easier

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

Ladies of Twitter: does this stuff happen to you?? Because this week in Dating Apps this happened to me
2 “I’m gonna marry you’s”
1 “we are soulmates”
1 “I love you” (had a very lowkey first date / walk)
1 “I don’t want to lose you” (we have never met)

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

Mmkay one said we should get married. Matched 5 hours ago.

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

A man on bumble I matched with 5 days ago talked about our life together when we are 90...
Sir? Are you ok?

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

A man on bumble I matched with 5 days ago talked about our life together when we are 90...
Sir? Are you ok?

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

Someone breathing heavy into their mic during an online meeting makes my skin crawl. #muteyourself

[Laura @CoCoMaiPhillips]

There’s one guy on hinge who keeps insisting I come to his for a drink and refuses to meet out. It’s not my skin you will use for leather couch

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

YoUR Dog iS nOt a PeRsoNAlitY tRaiT

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

@justfor_giggles I licked the salt off the bottom of my popcorn bowl tonight after my dark chocolate Reese’s cup

[Cayls @Cay1eeKay]

I call friends pet names so much now that it’s hard not to use them with anyone I’m talking to...and I was getting SO GOOD at not freaking people out with my personality 🙄

[deirdre @artbydeirdre]

A relationship should be 50/50. You give me the pickle that came with your meal and I eat it