Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD.

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[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

So let me get this straight… the short term ex piece called me at 2am last weekend and the long term ex piece called me at midnight a couple days after.

God is throwing hieroglyphics at me… idk what this fucking means.

Should I go back to my lover boy ways?

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

I don’t see birds laying down

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@two_time_him 6925 is definitely the highest score I’ve ever seen on 18

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

Why do buses always sneeze when they turn or stop?

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

@two_time_him Crazy post… bounce her

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

Told this girl:

“What’s up I’m caydin but my friends call me the crusader”

And she walked away…. Did I do something wrong??

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

@two_time_him Coach it’s Tuesday….

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Whattif there was only one Kona Ice truck and he just made it to every event #loyaltyoverlove

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

@two_time_him It was our annual dinner for the bioweapon club I’m in this weekend

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MLB games are getting way too expensive…

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@two_time_him @gavinmchughh Wattta loser

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

@two_time_him Going to ole miss next week

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

Half of me wants to get insanely healthy and ripped

The other half of me wants to drink every night

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

A lot of the baddest bitches growing up are all ugly af now

Holy fall off

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Fun fact: The Amazon Rainforest is about the size of the United States

I’ve been going down this rabbit hole all day. That’s just insane to me.

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

If this gets 10k likes I will quit my job and spend a month in the Amazon rainforest

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

Hate those little tiny ketchup packets

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Why am I always the one getting parked in the McDonald’s drive thru

[Caydin “The Crusader” Fitzpatrick, PHD. @CaydinFitz]

Shoutout driving instructors, they really be risking their lives for the love of the game