Cayley S

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's neighbelline.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me getting the urge to become the best version of myself in the middle of the night:

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

me: I need structure and accountability to help me get stuff done.

[adds structure and accountability]

me: ew, not like that

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ok have you ever had a Mozzarella stick

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

bless her little heart

[you might also relate to @hrtapp]

could be us

[k0urt @kourtrob]

“I think your cat has the zumiez again”

[Cayley S @CayleyS3]

Why isn’t there a business where someone gives you a massage to the beat of a song?

[Cayley S @CayleyS3]

@Jayfish @hknightsf They deleted it. It was near Polk and Broadway yesterday around 6:20 pm

[Heather Knight @hknightsf]

My latest column: More San Francisco women have come forward to say an alleged stalker grabbed, kissed or followed them — but he remains on the streets. He was arrested last month for trespassing into someone’s home, but DA Jenkins dismissed the case. https://t.co/JbrcOVxQx9

[Drew Tuma @DrewTumaABC7]

"absolutely not" - San Francisco

[brent @murrman5]

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before?
me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office